Pardon my French but you're a #$%^ &*(^ who can go and #$%@ on my %$^*&^ you sack of %^&$#!!!
Sorry kid. I really didn't mean for you to hear all of that.
So first he's like "Mom, I learned French today!" and then he starts calling me a fucking cunt and tells me to suck his cock becuase I'm a piece of shit!