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| Look. This isn't how I thought tonight would go, but I'm drunk. What do you say we salvage the rest of the night and go back to your place? I'm sure there's a lot of hot candle wax we can work with. | |
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| Oh, I'm sorry. I'm a born-again virgin. Although I've had sex before, I've taken a pledge not to have sex again until I'm married. | |
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| But you saw my video! You knew what to expect. This is false advertising. Why did you even come out with me tonight? | |
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| I was hoping to convert you. | |
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| And I was hoping you would convert into at least a size 10, but I guess we'll both be leaving disappointed. | |
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