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| Why the fuck does it always happen that the lights go out when I'm in the shitter? | |
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| Now where's the toilet paper? There it is! | |
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| Uh, Mr. President? I think you just wiped your ass with the Constitution. | |
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| I did? I don't remember making another policy speech. | |
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