CC 439: Matsui 1/2, part 4

Author: fpd

Date: November 15, 2009

by fpd
11-15-09
Okay, I think I get it, and I'm sorry, but I don't like it at all.
No care! You go!
You're saying you're going to swing your bat, which is just a euphemism for gay sex. I'm sorry, but I don't swing that way. I only do women, not men.
You no understand! I Yankee MVP batter! I slam you with baseball bat! Kill you!
I appreciate your passion, I really do. But to have sex with you while you are a man is just too loathsome and unnatural for me to consider. This could be a deal breaker.
I get bat now! No more you!