The Furshlugginer Four

The World's Greatest Comic Strip Set (TM) This is a parody of the Fantastic Four

Getting the dirt on Johnny Smog

by fpd
1-27-04


	I'm Dan Danielson, reporting live from the battle between the super titans. I'm here with the Flaming Homo's girlfriend.


	I'm not his girlfriend. He just asked me out once.


	I think everyone at home would like an answer to this question. What is he like in the sack?


	I never slept with him. I never even dated him. I turned down the geek.


	This is astounding! Does the Flaming Homo have some dark secret hidden in his closet? Why would anyone turn down a date from a superhero?


	Superpowers or not, Johnny Smog is still a dweeb. And I don't smoke.

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