What I'm really good at is making kids want to eat lots of fattening hamburgers. If only this Kapitän Übel were a little boy, I might be able to do something.
Oh, but he is a little boy. He turns into Kapitän Übel by speaking a magic word. I have him bound and gagged right now to keep him from changing back.
Well, maybe with a little bribery and mind manipulation, I can persuade him to be your friend.
Let's try it.
Hey, hey, there little boy, I'll give you a hamburger if you don't hurt my Dad. How about it, huh?
One measly hamburger? Do you call that a bribe? Shagleg!
