Am I ever glad you're here, Kapitän Übel. The Cheeseburglar ran off with my Gleefully Gay Meal.
Have no fear, Mule. I am the world's greatest superhero, and I will stop that dastardly Cheeseburglar.
Cheeseburglar, did you think you could steal a Clown King Gleefully Gay Meal without paying for it? Prepare to pay now, you cad.
I couldn't help myself, Kapitän Übel. I was just dying for a Clown King cheeseburger, grease fries, and a diet Dr. Upper, now available without a prescription.
Let that be a lesson to you, foul villain. You pay one way or the other.
That Gleefully Gay meal was so delicious, it was worth even this! What a fool I was not to pay the low, low price of only ten dollars.
