I pledge allegiance to the flag of Great Britain, and to the empire for which it stands, one commonwealth, unsunsettable, with taxes and no representation for all colonists.
I pledge allegiance to the flag of the Confederate States of America, and to the confederation for which it stands, one nation damned by God, divisible, with liberty for whites and justice for none.
I pledge allegiance to no flag, for that would be idolatry, but to the ideals of justice, liberty, and democracy that unite the states of America into one nation, with freedom of religion for all.
Young lady, your disrespect for the flag clearly marks you as a terrorist. Thank Him under whom this nation stands that we now have the Patriot Act.
