Working Stiff

Look, I feel sorry for you. One of our actors called in sick today. I'll give you a chance to fill in for him.

OF COURSE. TOBOR CAN CORNHOLE ON COMMAND. WHAT IS THE FILM?

It's called Butt Pirates of the Carribbean.

PERFECT!

YOU WANT TOBOR TO WHAT?

Stick it in my eye socket! Arrr!