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by girlstyle
4-14-01
Jesus, if you're so special and have all these powers,why don't you just magic yourself down from the cross?
...........
My blessed child. You are unwise in the ways of the world... do you not realise that it is all part of God's great plan?
It's a bit of a rubbish plan then isn't it?
Now you mention it, I never really understood what he was going on about..... pass me that hammer.....

 

by girlstyle
4-14-01
Dude.... wouldn't it be, like, a totally cool day to die?.........
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...................
No

 

by girlstyle
4-14-01
I'm Brad Pitt, I can have any girl I like
I'm Brad Pitt, I can have any girl I like
I'm Brad Pitt, I can have any girl I like

 

by girlstyle
5-13-01
Mummy, what's spontanious human combustion?
Dammit! The girls asking complicated questions. How the hell do I exaplin this one. Can't take the pressure any more...... feel... like.. I'm... going... to... explode...
Ooooh.

 

by girlstyle
8-28-03
8pm, Joseph's Well Leeds.
Ladies and Gentlemen, we are The Radical Possibilities of Pleasure...
... and you'd best watch your fucking eyes!
1, 2, 3, 4
Go! Go! Go! Go!

 

by girlstyle
8-28-03
Sometimes I wake up in the night...
and it's always good...
I want a cuddle
Come here
to know that you're there.

 

by girlstyle
8-28-03
Sally & Lucy met in the Hollyoakes chatroom a month ago and have exchanged e-mails regularly ever since...
Oh Sally, I just can't wait to meet you - it'll be so cool! We're gonna be best friends.
Yeah Lucy - we'll have so much fun!
So I'll get the bus into town and you'll meet me, right? Maybe we could go to the cinema - I can pass for 15, can you?
Yeah, people are always saying I look older than 15... especially when I wear make-up. So, what are you gonna wear?
Not sure. Probably my tartan mini-skirt, knee high socks and crop top...
Oohmehemehehe

 

by girlstyle
8-28-03
So, I guess I should introduce myself... Well, my name is Jane. I don't actually look much like this - but I have ginger hair, a fringe and like to wear knee high socks.
Some things you should know about me: I try to be kind and patient, but really I'm neurotic and angry. I'll be nice to you until we get close - then I'm a bitch. Also, I'm really into music.
And If I can't tell what you're meant to be within 10 seconds of meeting you, then you're just not trying hard enough.

 

by girlstyle
8-29-03
After a couple of hours Jesus is getting bored. He was expecting a big send off, or at least a couple of beers with his buddies.
BORED! I can't believe none of my mates have turned up to see me - tight bastards!
Suddenly, he spots a lone figure on the horizon. His spirits lift as he spots his best mate 'Comedy Dave'.
Ayyy, it's my main man, come to see me off! I'm sure he'll cheer me up.
Alright J, how's it HANGING?! Hehehe!! Well, you always were a bit of a PIN-UP! Ahhhahahaha!! "Always look on the bright side of life", eh? You having that one?! Hehehehe!!
Bitch, you goin' stright to hell!

 

by girlstyle
8-29-03
After telling 'Comedy Dave' where to go, Jesus soon becomes bored once again. This is his moment of glory! Where are all the well-wishers and adoring fans?!
Twats, the lot of 'em! I swear, when I tell my Dad about this he's gonna be laying down some serious 'natural disasters'. That'll teach the lazy, ungrateful shits.
But what's this???
Oi! Police dude! Are you my comedy stripper? Underneath that uniform are you a buff blonde in a bikini? Wooop! Come on then - get yer tits out, get yer tits out, GET YER TITS OUT FOR THE LADS!
Sir, I can assure you, I am no such thing. I've come here to investigate reports of illegal chariot racing down that there hill.
Ooh-err!
Although... I've always been a fan of yours Mr Christ... If there was anything I could do to make your last few hours a bit more, errm, 'comfortable'... you know you only have to ask.
Right now I just don't care. Now show me how you work that truncheon, baby! Yeahhhh!

 

by girlstyle
8-29-03
I wish we got to go to bed at the same time...
I'll just rest my eyes...
Or that I could stay awake for when you got in...
But it doesn't ever seem to happen that way.
zzzzzzz
Hej baby, are you awake?

 

by girlstyle
8-29-03
der der derrr...
Hi Zak, how're you doing mate?
Grand thanks Jane. Just of t'Woolie fer t'pint.
der der derr derr...
Hiya Ashley, how's Gabby?
Oh hello there Jane - oh yes, Gabby's fine, just fine. Well, must be off - got a Parish meeting at Edna's. Lord have Mercy! Haha.
derr derr derrrrrrrr!
KIM! You're back!
That's right Jane. Back for good. I heard about Chris' brain tumour and decided to fly home. I'm going to pretend to be sorry for my evil crimes and hopefully he'll write me into his will. Hehehe!

 

by girlstyle
8-31-03
I have the hammer
and I have the knife
I thought you were bringing the box
I brought that as well
Here

 

by girlstyle
9-01-03
Kevin only listens to music with substance. He doesn't take no shit from no-one.
FUCK YOU I won't do what you tell me! FUCK YOU I won't do what you tell me!
FUCK YOU I won't do what you tell me! FUCK YOU I won't do what you tell me!
He doesn't care if you tease him for being different. He knows you'll never understand him - he operates outside the system.
MOSHER!
Actually, these combats and this black t-shirt show I'm an INDIVIDUAL.
He doesn't buy clothes from Gap because they use sweatshop labour, but he hasn't read anything bad about McPirates.
HARRRRR!
Hello. One Double McPirate burger with cheese please.

 

by girlstyle
9-03-03
I laid in bed waiting for you to come to me.
......?
Sometimes I'd turn the lamp on and read.
But you didn't come.
............?

 

by girlstyle
10-04-03
Let's go for a walk and paint the stars...
Pass around the cleavers
...in constellations of cruelty...
Can you dig the moonlight?
So we can cut each others hearts out

 

by girlstyle
12-18-03
I've always wanted to be in a kick arse rock n roll band. The only problem is, I can't play any instruments.
Hey, why not play bass in our band?
Me? Play bass? I'd love to more than anything - but I can't play.
Sure you can! We're friendly people and we've even got spare equipment. We can teach you!
That sounds fantastic but I'm a bit nervous.
Don't worry, our bass lines are really easy. All you need is a rock n roll heart.

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