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by gleemonex
3-18-01
Another average day in fuckland...
Burrrrrrrn! Sizzzzle!
Where the hell did I leave my hat?
Now I am telephone! Riiiiiing!
Hey dickhead! Phoooooone!
SUDDENLY...
I want to give you a rimjob.
I think that everyone in #be is a cocksmoking fuckface.

 

by gleemonex
3-18-01
I am a dope alien!
Woah, that's a dope alien!
Dude, you wanna go get some tacos?
I have the weight of the world on my shoulders.
WAIT FOR IT....
JACK MOVE, SUCKA!
Pokey the Penguin, you're not.

 

by gleemonex
3-20-01
Just another day on an...airplane.
Hey, Lenny, have you seen my bongos?
And her box was as tight as this crumb... oh, wait... bongos?
Yeah, I had them under my seat, dude!
Quick, Lenny... think fast!
Fuck a punchline!
Well?
This panel intentionally left blank.

 

by gleemonex
3-21-01
I have to...
come on, let's "work it now."
I'm "getting loose" right now, "b-boy!"
see a man...
i hope no "sucker emcees" try to "step to" my "posse."
If they do, you'll have to "back off and jack off" and perhaps "shuffle some caps in a backwards direction!"
about some hamburgers.
but on a more serious note, it's good that you and i are "keeping it real."
Agreed. I am, some might say, a "reallionaire."

 

by gleemonex
3-21-01
Just another average day in Lansing.
...so then I says to Margie "hey, get the net!" So she runs out and blah blah blah...
If I don't get out of here soon, I'm going to eat my own face.
and she's all "hey, if you think YOU can lift this pony, then be my guest!" And I'm all blah blah blah...
Duke Togo. That was Golgo 13's name. I can't believe I forgot that.
...a handjob! Can you believe that?
Man, beat poetry ain't what it used to be.

 

by gleemonex
4-03-01
Dude, smell my finger!
I am the ass assassin!
Man, I could really go for a nice bag of paint right about now.
It smells like fudge!
Because I assassinate the ass... get it?
But it's gotta be the shiny stuff.
Exactly!
Like... I'm KILLIN' it. You know what I mean? Dude?
It makes me feel like a million bucks.

 

by gleemonex
4-06-01
Suddenly...
RIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIING!
*puff* *puff*
RIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIING!
*huff* *puff*
RIIIIIIIIIIIIII...CLICK
Fuckmouth!

 

by gleemonex
4-17-01
The only word is...
Word up! I'm crip crazy, yo!
Damn, whatever happened to Milk? Get Off My Log was a dope track.
Yo, hillbilly! Give me all your ends or this strip will end in fire!
Great, just what I needed.
WOW!
YEAH! EAST LANSING WHAT WHAT!
Get off my thing and let my Johnson swing.

 

by gleemonex
5-06-01
A meeting of the minds!
1-900-LL-COOL-J? Would you pleeeease bust a funky rhyme for me?
Yo!
COME ON!
This rhyme is just what ya needed, my pants ain't pleated, you know I'm hardcore and when I did your mom she bleated!
GRRRRR!
I'll have sex with anything under the sun, cause my cock is rated E for everyone, word!

 

by gleemonex
5-28-01
100 Miles...
How did I get on this spaceship? Who the hell are you?
My name is Hector. You told me I could leave with you after you destroyed Earth!
I didn't destroy me no Earth! How the heck do you turn this cotton-pickin' thing around?
Don't say I didn't warn you!
...and running!
You didn't warn me.
DIE, MOTHERFUCKER!

 

by gleemonex
11-21-01
Is this the line for the handjob clinic?
When, exactly, did Ice Cube fall off, anyway? Sigh... she has some nerve claiming that The Predator was a weak alb... huh?
Hi. One, please.
Actually, this is the line for the rimjob hut. It just opened last week.
You can't fight City Hall.
Well, whatever. I'm not picky. One, please.
Perhaps if I keep my eyes closed and wish very hard, all the hair and crusty shit around his ass will disappear.

 

by gleemonex
11-24-01
Just another day in the dessert.
Anyway, as I was saying....I...uh...
Mmm...peach cobbler.
Sorry, I...we should...chicken sandwiches...regal beagle...
*sigh*
Wait. no. Cherry pie!
boneless....hamsteaks!
OK, fine, I'll pull up my pants. Sheesh!

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