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by gnarly
5-10-04
holy hell, whats a donkey doing in heaven?
mustve been a technical error, anyway, welcome to heaven
this is sweet, i bet im the only ass thats ever made it to heaven
wait, tim allen is still alive, right?

 

by gnarly
5-10-04
there are some days when i wonder if there is a place for me in this world, if i have a reason to exist, a purpose to live
does god really have a plan for me? these are some of the things i wonder sometimes
...until my porn is finished downloading

 

by gnarly
5-10-04
well, good sir, you've done it again, you've fell into the trash can and now you cant get out
is this some crazy metaphor for how life sucks you in and leaves you in the trash the next day
all i know is this is the last decision i make incoherently drunk

 

by gnarly
5-11-04
yo yo your a bitch and yo shit so wack, i call a sunflower seed, what you call your nutsack
lookin at your ass makes me pull shits n giggles, move a little closer let me see that ass wiggle
im not plaiying freestyle rap with you anymore

 

by gnarly
5-11-04
when i roll my dubs, its usually at the clubs, i see a bitch i holla at her and she will suck my nuts
im a freestylin fool, i fuck bitches at the pool, cuz im crazy like bling blingin i get that ass singin
when i was a child i raped my mother in ohio, as a punishment i have to constantly freestyle it.....please kill me

 

by gnarly
5-16-04
hey yo, im a bad mothafucka when i roll in the clubs, ive got an old volvo with a system and dubs
everytime i step out, the party lights up, ive even told 50 cent whats up
it sucks he cant rap cuz of his accident, sometimes i wonder if it was heavensent, but i think its funny, bitch, that i wont deny, hes got as many bullet holes, as ive got eyes

 

by gnarly
5-17-04
yo yo bitch nigga i be fucking dat ass, and when im done with the pussy ill smoke the grass
i dont want none of dat, dont get up in my face, fuck with me and ill have to put you in your place
you hear me grandma, you fuckin hear me!

 

by gnarly
5-17-04
am i in heaven?
why sure, hey your shoe's untied
they a.....AHHHHH!!!!
heh.

 

by gnarly
6-03-04
this is a really heated discussion
yeah unless you get the cold shoulder
you keep on firing out the questions
yeah, and my style is ice cold
that was a...good talk we had there
well that wasnt very clever at all

 

by gnarly
6-03-04
sex in different positions in different places excites me
talk about going prehistoric
i just got boned
catch
grr

 

by gnarly
6-27-04
yo yo, we're the asian sistas, tougher than the wildest twista
and when we rock, we rock, were so hardcore we give you blista
people be callin me bugsy siegel, cuz my rhymes are just as evil
and dont be askin for the ending bitch, we're givin you the prequel
so bumsunite ive got a mack 10 waitin for yo ass
and the rap game you be spittin i break that shit like glass, bitch

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