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by gothiqueer
11-29-01
woe is me...
shut up u radiohed faggot.!
a letter telling me she left me for thee spacey angels...
u dreamy shoegaze gay! listen to ac/dc or i'll have to crush yr faggy radiohed hed!!
maybe i should have shut my gay radiohed-y fec...
what! are you quoting radiohed again? you sad fruit, everyone knows radiohed are SOOOOO passé. god, you'd NEVER make it in the indie scene if you stay that mainstream you faggot!

 

by gothiqueer
11-29-01
Eskeleto and Julius Reaper are at the Iggy Pop concert...
gosh i can't wait until Iggy Pop comes on!
me neither, he's...how you say...the bomb?
..when things seem to take a turn for the worse.
oh crap it looks like we read the flyer wrong!
what's Iggy Plop...?
shit. :*(
NOW I WANNA...BE YER DOG!!!
...go to hell!

 

by gothiqueer
11-29-01
Mr. Johnson wants a piece of that good ol' asian gash.
Please don't hurt me, Kangaroo Johnson!
Shut up and suck it, chinese slut!
I got yer lo mein right hea.
D:
Ah yeah, that's good..
...don't forget the bukkake!!
I hate them dang "asian girls take it in every hole" stereotypes!
Now for the rest of yer orifices.

 

by gothiqueer
11-30-01
Mr. Nutty explains it all.
Mr. Nutty, when do you think the world will end?
IF YOU'VE GOT ONE OF MY PATENTED SCARVESâ„¢, YOU SHALL BE PROTECTED BY IT'S INVINCIBILITY OLD BEAN.
THUS COMES THEE APOCOLYPSE!
*gasp!*
!!!!!!!!!
CHEERS!
M-Mr. Nutty? Are you okay?
SEE WHAT I MEAN?

 

by gothiqueer
11-30-01
I H8 ALIENS BUT I LOVE SKELETONS.
I'M A FACKING ALIEN HED.
I AM A GOD DAMN SKELETON.
NOOOOOO!
YOU'RE IN MY REALM NOW, OLD BEAN.
I GUESS YOU GOT ME THERE. HAW HAW!
PUT THAT IN YOUR HAT, SIRS.
¡¡A$IAN GA$H!!
GIMME SOME OF THAT GOOD OL' TENTACLE HENTAI.

 

by gothiqueer
11-30-01
:D
ACHOO.
DICK.
D:!!!!
NOW I'VE GOT THEE CLAP.
:O!!!!!!!!!
I H8 MACINTOSH.
dude i'm calling my parents, don't say 'Nigger'.

 

by gothiqueer
11-30-01
HELLO FOLKS. I AM MC HAMMER.
scree
BRILLIANT.
HA!

 

by gothiqueer
12-01-01
GOD DAMN I FUCKING LOVE CHRISTMAS.
LIKEWISE SIR.
IT'S THE ONLY TIME I GET TO DRESS UP. CRIPES HERE COMES RICKLES.
FUCK I'M GOING TO MAKE LIKE A FETUS AND HEAD OUT QUICKLY.
Ho ho there Tree!! How've ya been, buddy?!
FOR THE LAST TIME, I'M NOT INTERESTED IN WHAT'S UNDER YOUR BURLAP CHAPS, SIR.

 

by gothiqueer
12-01-01
ONE DAY @ THE MALL
Yo what is up my nigger.
Nothing G, just blinging it up as per usual.
INSIDE CAMELOT MUSIC, THE RAP SONG ENDS
That new Petey Pablo is my jam for sheezy, son.
For true, that nigger be off the hook.
AND ANOTHER TUNE BEGINS.
My mom gave me money for a new doo rag. What is this 'Elvis Costello' bullshit.
Those new wavers sure are some funky niggers. Where's my god damn hot sauce.

 

by gothiqueer
12-01-01
THE INRODUCTION IS MADE.
HI I'M A RARE DODO BIRD.
Hi, I'm Tiger Woods.
AN AKWARD SILENCE FOLLOWS.
ALONG WITH THE FIRST IMPRESSION.
NIGGER.
ENDANGERED WOP.

 

by gothiqueer
12-02-01
Benchity McBench and Julius Reaper doing a rendition of the infamous Monty Python "Sit On My Face" tune.
SIT ON MY FACE, AND TELL ME YOU LOVE ME.
glorious.
I'LL SIT ON YOUR FACE, AND SAY I LOVE YOU.
REVOLTING.
ERIC THEE HALF A BEE.

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