All comics by gunbuster

 

mitch the slag by gunbuster 2-27-01
mitch takes a walk in the park...... hello mitch hello squirrel	the squirrel hassles poor mitch... I heard you're a cunt who doesn't let people choose videos oh right, see, right, see, right	but the story has a happy ending ! ha, i knew you'd explode because of your shitness i had sex with darren brown

 

mitch the slag pt 2 by gunbuster 2-27-01
mitch takes another walk in the park......... I hope I don't see that squirrel again....... psst mitch, over here !	The squirrel's back ! AHHH ! Not you again ! It's ok, I'm really Darren Brown - but in disguise	Another happy ending Really ! Can I lick your bum some more ? NO ! I fooled you, I'm not really Darren Brown, you're just a cunt.

 

Mitch the slag pt 3 by gunbuster 2-27-01
Mitch finds love ? Hello mitch hello fit bird....if you're talking to me you must be at least partially blind and totally stupid, so will you go out with me ?	Trouble in Paradise ? Yeah, I'll give you a chance, if only out of pity for you ! Brilliant ! I never thought I'd find a girl stupid enough to go out with me !	The squirrel strikes back ! HAHA, my disguise fooled you, bald cunt ! Noooooooooooooooooooooooo ! Not again !

 

mitch the slag pt 4 by gunbuster 2-27-01
Mitch has cunningly fooled a woman back to his place..... You've got such lovely eyes.......now how about a shag sexy ? Don't make me sick, your willy is small and always floppy mitch	Mitch lays on the charm...... But if you do you'll never have talk to me again, EVER ! Oh go on then, but make it quick....like you know any other way....	After 5 seconds of red hot love-making, mitch gets a shock ! I've never lasted so long, how was it you beautiful ? HAHA ! My disguise fooled you again ! You just fucked a squirrel you cunt.

 

mitch the slag pt 5 by gunbuster 2-27-01
Desperate for sex, mitch turns to his PC....... I hope I can find some red hot porn in time for my date with Madame Palm and her five lovely daughters Welcome to compufuck ! £9.99 for hot sex action !	Things are looking up......... This sounds good, and all I have to do is pay £9.99 a week. WAAHHOO !! I think I'll just spank the money to celebrate ! oohhh, ooohh baby, you is tha bestest, oohh, ahhh	But then a shock ! Hold up, what's going on ? Where's the PC ? There is no PC, you just imagined it to justify you wanking over a squirrel. cunt.

 

mitch the slag pt 7 by gunbuster 2-28-01
mitch has an unwelcome visitor....... Hello mitch ! oh no, it's my embaressing slapper of a mum	a small shock....... I've been shagging around a lot recently, an I've met my perfect match ! say hello to dad no. 52 ! oh well, it can't be any worse than the last one......	and a big one ! hello mitch, i'm your new dad. now go fetch my slippers cunt nooooooooooooooo !

 

mitch the slag pt 6 - the missing chapter ! by gunbuster 2-28-01
mitch finally breaks down...... cunt stop it please ! I can't take any more !	a reconciliation ? Ok, i won't do it anymore, you only had to ask ! Really ?	No chance ! no ! cunt waaaaaaaaaaaaaaa !

 

Mitchell by gunbuster 3-01-01
Mitch get's ready for a night out My God !!! I'm a good looking fella mmmmmmmmm tasty	Mitch arrives at a club Oi bitch you want some don't you? What the fuck is that ?	Mitch gets a shock...... what's up with you i'm sooooooooo good looking Take that you ugly perv

 

mitch the slag pt 8 by gunbuster 3-03-01
Mitch wallows in self-pity...... my wife's divorcing me, there's a squirrel that keeps saying bad things to me, and above all I'm one ugly son of a whore.....life couldn't be any worse	There's a knocking at the door...... Who's that ?? I bet it's my wife come to take me back, I knew she couldn't manage without me. BWHAHAHAHAHAHA	Then a nasty shock....... I'm your new post-squirrel, here's your divorce papers cunt Noooooooooooooo !!

 

Mitch the slag part 9 by gunbuster 3-11-01
Late at night And the time is now 2am...welcome to Feel my Melon's COOL !!!!! everyone should be asleep now, and I've just got time to get my angel delight	Even later ooooooo aaaahhhhhhhh mmmmmmmmmmmmm yes yes yes ooooooooooooooooo Lovely angel delight, can't share any noooooooooooo I have to eat it all myself.... Infact i think I should get another one so no-one else can have any tomorrow	Suddenly AH !!!! you greedy cunt, you've just eaten my shit AARRRGGGGHHHHH NOOOOOOOOOOO Not you again... Please leave me alone

 

Mr. Robot meets Jesus by gunbuster 1-19-04
Mr. Robot was out walking one morning.... Hello Jesus! Hello robot chap, you couldn't give me a hand could you?	A hand? Hell yeah, ROCKETA PUUUNCH! Oh fuck!	I'm going to hell for this one...

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