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by gwms
1-13-03
What do you think they mane?
I hat this game!
God, I hate this game.
Mean, mean!
I ate this game?
God, I hate this game.
Gack
I hate this game!
God, I hate this game.

 

by gwms
1-15-03
Oh, not again!
Nuts?
Oh, not again!
Nuts?
Can't they ever get the time machine calibrated?
Oh, not again!
Nuts?

 

by gwms
1-16-03
Once upon a time...
BOrrrrriiinnnnggg
Give him his wish!
A boy got his wish...
Ok, back to HQ!
Holy Sh*T!
Boy was he sorry.
Whew! Huh?
Foolish humans

 

by gwms
1-16-03
He's going to want to play a game. I know it.
This is really dumb. I wish I had one of my consoles.
News at 11!
BAD GAME!

 

by gwms
1-16-03
Eh, excuse me...
A talking fish?
No, I'm a mind-reading dolphin.

 

by gwms
1-16-03
Once upon a time
Squirrel?
Boy?
a boy met a squirrel
Squirrel
Boy
and the landscape disappeared.
What happened to the sky?
What happened to the sky?

 

by gwms
1-16-03
How long is this guy going to sit around doing nothing?
Well, the teleport worked some.
    There
 it finally worked.

 

by gwms
1-16-03
Skippy the Bush Kangroo confronts a demon
Fires his Uzzi
And, by mistake, finds a Republican underneath

 

by gwms
1-16-03
Sudden realizations
Did they force you to do "Men In Black?"
Not that I remember. Did they force you to do "Ben Hur?"
...they both realize they're movie characters...
No
Hmmmm...

 

by gwms
1-16-03
Whoa!

just then, he doesn't have a thing to say
Whoa...!

 

by gwms
1-16-03
A thought
I wonder
whether he knows
for the masses
there's somebody
sitting on the bench
alone in the park
or whether he thinks
he's alone?

 

by gwms
1-17-03
A lefty?
A righty?
InstaConclusion
Silly squirrel

 

by gwms
1-17-03
Temperature: -1F
No, that was at 6 p.m. Now it's -5F

 

by gwms
1-17-03
Temperature: -1F
No, that was at 5 p.m.
It's -5F

 

by gwms
1-19-03
A presidential ode
There once was a man from Tikrit
Who sat down to a table to eat
His enemies’ livers
While their blood flowed in rivers
by Gotham's Diana Moon
Past his chic presidential retreat

 

by gwms
1-19-03
There once was a woman named Stocking
who found it particularly shocking
that men are so small
when they're hitting the wall
No more tacky Miller Lite commercials?
at the end of the NFL hawking.

 

by gwms
1-21-03
There once was a girl from Bombay
who left in a relative way
traveling faster than light
she was not very bright
she returned on the previous day
Ole!

 

by gwms
2-03-03
Wonder if he's got any nuts
??????????????
Guess not

 

by gwms
2-06-03
You want that piece of shuttle debris, don't you?
I'm a cow, what's this dork on about?
C'mon, take it, I want to call the FBI!
Must be some kind of horny owl...

 

by gwms
1-30-05
You're looking beautiful, I wish...

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