All comics by hamsterjam

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by hamsterjam
5-01-07
Cool!A lookalike!
Now I can kill her!

 

Ha Ha!
Arrgh! My hand has gone!
by hamsterjam, 5-01-07

 

by hamsterjam
5-01-07
I, The Christmas Grinch, will kill you!
Presents!
Told you so!

 

by hamsterjam
5-01-07
Gurgle Gurgle Bloop!
What are you saying boy?!
It means can I have a drink?
Surrender Now!
Weirdo!

 

Do you ever get the feeling that you're being watched?
Look behind you durbrain!
by hamsterjam, 5-01-07

 

Im not talking to you!
Im not talking to you!
by hamsterjam, 5-01-07

 

Ahh! The sweet sight of blood!
by hamsterjam, 5-01-07

 

by hamsterjam
5-03-07
You cant kiil me! I'm an alien!
^evil LAUGH^!

 

by hamsterjam
5-03-07
Golf. What's it all about?
Its about... Oh the hokey khokey! oh the hokey khokey!

 

by hamsterjam
5-03-07
Hamster!
Hamster!
Jam!
Jam!
I got this idea from my best friend, wolfears2!
Copy cat!
Damn. That was my line!

 

by hamsterjam
5-03-07
Lets all be sensible now children!
Thank You to Diddy Dick and Dom from the CBBC channel for giving me the hamster jam idea
I thought it was named after the city, Hamster Jam?
That's Amsterdam Dimwit!
Oh

 

by hamsterjam
5-05-07
I love the word "inconvenient"!
It describes me so well!

 

I'm sure the nail is supposed to go into the wall.
by hamsterjam, 5-05-07

 

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by hamsterjam
5-06-07

 

by hamsterjam
5-06-07
Cool an abandoned cave in the middle of nowhere! Lets go in!
We are not going into the cave. Remember what happened last time?
No.
It is time for me to put a flashback into your head. For the millionth time I am going to put a flashback into your stupid head because you can't remember any of this crap that happens to you.
To be continued...
Ok!

 

by hamsterjam
5-12-07
The flashback...
Cool! An abandoned cave in the middle of nowhere! Lets go in!
No. We are not going in the cave.
To be continued...
Too late!
No you stupid kid!

 

by hamsterjam
5-12-07
Mmm.......... Velvet....
Piss off

 

by hamsterjam
5-12-07
Hee Hee! Im spying on Melvin! He doesn,t know!
Why is there a lunatic spying on me?
Hee Hee! He'll never know!

 

by hamsterjam
5-12-07
I need a seat!
Piss off you smelly fly!
Arrgh! A talking chair!

 

by hamsterjam
5-12-07
20th COMIC SPECIAL!!!
Can I get in your car?
No
Can I get in your car?
NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
To be continued...
But im a good driver!
Ok then.

 

by hamsterjam
5-12-07
We go that way.
Or is it that way?
I'm lost.
Your head will be lost when im finished with you idiot!

 

by hamsterjam
5-12-07
Ok
Want some tea?
Heh Heh! I poisoned the tea.
Drat.

 

by hamsterjam
5-12-07
Got any blood?
No
Ill splat you.
Do it.
Damn.

 

by hamsterjam
5-12-07
Ha Ha! I shall now chop down the bars and be free!!
Stay here or Ill tell the masters.
Piss off

 

by hamsterjam
5-12-07
Hands Up!!!!
Now come out and freeze!
He froze too well...

 

by hamsterjam
5-12-07
Peace man...
But...
Peace man...
But.
Can you give me some war?

 

by hamsterjam
5-12-07
Cool! a dinosaur smoking a cigar! I love fire!
Give me some mate!
Not what I meant at all

 

by hamsterjam
5-12-07
I'm a pirate!
I'm the pirate around here!
*sigh*
I'm a policeman!

 

by hamsterjam
5-12-07
Me splat this guy!
Hhh.. ands up!
To be continued...
Phew.

 

Continued from "Random"
Damn
by hamsterjam, 5-12-07

 

by hamsterjam
5-12-07
Must get homework finished on time
Stop sitting on my friend
Must do Maths
Get off my friend
Piss off my friend

 

by hamsterjam
5-12-07
What are you doing in the boys?
Having a pee.

 

by hamsterjam
5-12-07
Now where did I leave my keys?
To be continued...
But im not dead yet. At least I think that.
I shall now take you to the underworld.

 

by hamsterjam
5-12-07
Take me back now!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
To be continued...
Here are your keys Luv.

 

by hamsterjam
5-12-07
COMIC NO 35! Special!
Thanks. I think.
The end!
Ok
Now remember Luv,This is hamsterjam's 35th comic so I expect it to end good.

 

by hamsterjam
5-13-07
There Lady, I saved your house from the fire!
Its my grandson Pete!
And I also found this!
Or is it Mark?

 

Why do people run away from me wnen they see me?
by hamsterjam, 5-13-07

 

by hamsterjam
5-13-07
Is the cost clear?
Good because my nacho filled documents are important.
This idea was also from wolfears2. See his Document Stuff No 1 and No 2 for the full stories.
Nachos?????!
Darn it!

 

by hamsterjam
5-13-07
What do you think of the art in here?
Its average.
What, even the picture of nachos by picasso?
Average.

 

by hamsterjam
5-13-07
And live on stage is Madonna!
Happy birthday to you!...
BOOOO!
Hmmm.. Im sure I should have chosen a better song than happy birthday!

 

Mad boy!
Ohmygod! Its a penguin! Im allergic to penguins!
by hamsterjam, 5-13-07

 

by hamsterjam
5-13-07
Now remember children! You shouldnt smoke!
Sorry you saw that veiwers!

 

by hamsterjam
5-13-07
Hey, Monkey
Yes?
I think we should go now.
Why do you think that?
Oh, no reason.

 

by hamsterjam
5-13-07
I bet you I could walk on that lake there!
You can't walk on water!
Im walking on sunshine oh! Im walking on sunshine!
To be continued...
See! I told you I could do it! Now I will kill you for losing the bet!

 

by hamsterjam
5-13-07
You can't kill me! I'm a robot!
And so it goes on...
Wanna bet?

 

by hamsterjam
5-13-07
Hands Up!
Phew! There is an ambulence here to help me afterwards.
Ill definatly need it.

 

by hamsterjam
6-02-07
Chair
Piss off
Chair
Piss off
Chair
Piss off

 

by hamsterjam
6-04-07
Hello Im a talking chair!
Arrgh! A talking chair!
Piss off
Piss off

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