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by hardy
9-26-02
Damn, Robin's a crazy idiot.

 

by hardy
9-26-02
Memeheh meh meheh meh meh meh. Meh heh mehemeh heh meh meh meh heh heh.
Meh meh meh bitch meheh mehmeh. Meh meh memeheh meh meh.
Heh, meh heh heh meh meh heh meheheh. Meh heh meh heh meh heh!!
I'm good at Tetris!

 

by hardy
9-26-02
...and the third bear says to the first bear, "NO SOAP RADIO!" HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
I'm from Canada and a bear stole my pants.

 

by hardy
9-26-02
tee hee hee Little squirrel you are so cute! x.x
.......damn... Oh, how I wish I could do that.

 

by hardy
9-26-02
I am the Tetris GOD! I rule you all! You cannot hope to compare to my block rotating skills!
*blip* You lost to an 8 year old Korean girl *blip*
It's a sad life, I know.

 

by hardy
9-26-02
Tweeg says: Dude, last night I beat the internet
Hardy says: Did you get the secret ending?

 

by hardy
9-26-02
Suffering the destruction of the internet, our heroes are lost without a purpose in life.
Sweet? Expert mode?
Yeah, I hear the boobs jiggle more too.

 

by hardy
9-26-02
DRO! I got a fantastic new idea for a game! It's about a guy who drives to Canada! It's fucking amazing. It has cars.
Hardy, when was the last time you slept?
Canada!!! RAAA!

 

by hardy
9-26-02
OHHHHHH THAT FELT GREAT!
Wwhatever man, don't look at me like that. You think squirrels don't look at porn too? Riiiiiiiiight.

 

by hardy
9-26-02
So you're telling me you've got a game concept about a guy who drives to Canada?
Canada..........
And then once he gets to Canada, the ending FMV is watching him play Tetris?
Raaaaaa............
You'll see you son of a bitch. When I have the millions of whores and my Canada-Tetris empire with whores, you'll remember that I talked to you. But there won't be any whores who have time for you.
...whoreless mother fucker.

 

by hardy
9-26-02
...zZz...
WHAT? SHIT?! HA! HOLY AH!
Hey Hardy....
If you ever wake me up again I'll shove that bottle so far up your ass I'll be able to store acorns there for the winter, and you've already got your pants off.
Thanks for that, I guess I'll remember to murder you in your sleep next time.

 

by hardy
9-27-02
Aeli, I'm really concerned about Hardy. He hasn't slept in like 4 days, he's falling asleep at his PC, I don't know what to do.
You know why he's up all the time right?
He told me he was working on a game about a guy who drives to Canada.
He's looking at porn...
!!!

 

by hardy
9-27-02
I thought you said the donut shop stopped making kolaches?
Heh, uhhh, I guess not....
Yeah they did. I remember last week you got pissed because they told you were gonna stop making them.
I don't know what you're talking about.
Besides, I got the kolaches didn't I?
Police were shocked today as a firefight broke out at a local donut shop!

 

by hardy
9-27-02
Don't let your self go, cuz everybody cries....
And everybody hurts........
You know it really scares me when you sing that while playing Grand Theft Auto.
Sooooooometiiiiimes.........

 

by hardy
9-27-02
I live in a box.
Did I mention I was Italian?

 

by hardy
9-29-02
Wow, you're right. You do a really kickass dinosaur impersonation.

 

by hardy
9-29-02
What 1960 Kirk douglas epic features Roman soldiers wearing wristwatches?
....
SPARTACUS! Come on!!! You are so lame! I can't believe you didn't know it was Spartacus, you idiot.
You know for someone who claims to be a heterosexual, I think you know just a little too much about gladiator movies.

 

by hardy
10-01-02
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Today is a good day.
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOHOOOOOOOOO
Yes, yes it is.
It sure is.
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!
Is that a tick on your pe-
Fuck you.

 

by hardy
10-01-02
Man, I had such a fantastic conversation with her last night. I felt so inspired, it was amazing.
Well, if it makes you feel any better, I got laid last night.
Hahah, I'm just kidding.
...I hate married dicks.

 

by hardy
10-06-02
CHAIR!
FUCKING, CHAIR! DAMMIT!
You try chair yet?
Fuck you.

 

by hardy
10-08-02
I hear you got your PS2 back?
Yeah
And you aren't playing it...?
Nope
For weeks now, you've been complaining about how much you miss your PS2 and how badly you want to play it...
Shut up, Tetris.

 

by hardy
10-29-02
I met her at the bar. Said, "Give me a jack and coke and let me bury my face in your chest." What can I say, it worked.
You are evil.
All I'm saying is, I've got priorities
Priorities.
Prioritsexies.

 

by hardy
4-01-03
FUCKIN RAWK
RAWK BABY RAWK

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