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by harvin
12-07-04
Hey, didja hear about this new movie called Peter, Paul, and the Big Technicolor Penis ?
No, what's it about ?
It's all about society and what's wrong with America. Man I have to see it !
Why's that ?
C'Cause I got me a big rainbow colored dick ! Wanna see ?
Hmmm, what would Gene Siskel do ?

 

by harvin
12-07-04
So are you ready to go dancing at The Ram-Rod ?
Is that what you're wearing ?
What's wrong with this ?
I thought we were going to show some skin tonight, you know, look sexy.
10 Minutes Later
Is this better
You'll be the queen of the dance floor baby.

 

by harvin
12-08-04
Take me to your leader earthling !
I ain't gots a leader, I'm just a homeless and unemployed fella trying to get by. Maybe you can help me, I need to buy a cheeseburger and a bus ticket.
Homeless ? Unemployed ?Cheeseburger ? Bus Ticket ? We Martians know just the thing to help unfortunate souls such as yourself
Oh boy, here comes my hand-out ! I'll be drinking some fine fortified wines tonight !
I'd like to offer you a job at my father's warehouse, it is the Martian way to provide jobs to the needy.
Oops ! I gots to be going !!!

 

by harvin
1-02-09
Hey there fuck-face, where's yer mom keep her jewels ?
Gee mister, you better leave now.
And why would I want to do that...pip-squeak?!
Well because this house is infected with AIDS
So, AIDS ain't airborne.
True, but after I rape you silly and fuck you stupid you'll be a stinking man-twat soaked with HIV-jiz. Now how 'bout it ?

 

by harvin
1-03-09
So, you're depressed...hmm
Yeah, I feel so upset and I don't know how to make myself feel any better.
Well, why not try something artistic ? Creativity can be quite cathartic.
Okay, I'll go get my art supplies.
30 Minutes Later
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Wow, art is truly great therapy.

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