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by hennyb
3-23-02
hey there little bunny, what are you doing out here all alone?
Come with me bunny, i know a nice place for you to go, I'll take good care of you.
Beastiality. Isnt it a bitch?
And dont you worry about the sex. I'll be gentle i swear. Hey! Where you going?

 

by hennyb
3-23-02
Channel surfing sucks. Whats on channel 2.
Today on "As the chicken fry's"
ooohhhhh yeesssss
back to watching porn i guess.

 

by hennyb
3-23-02
Terribly nervous Chet takes the stage at open Mic night.
So i met this girl last night right? And she wa missing a leg.
She said her name was Ilene. Get it? I-Lean. haha thats funny.
Thanks to the comedy Clubs "Horrible comedy rectifier machine", The world is safe again from Chets lack of comedic talent.

 

by hennyb
3-23-02
One fine day at your local street corner.
Yo Yo i got some fine ass meat over here.
Hi Im fine ass meat. hehe
Who are you? You not fine...
im not?
Moral: Only Hookers, Pimps and Druggies liked the Sex Pistols
OK im going back to my old job. A roadie for the sex pistols.
Wait for me i wanna meet Johnny Rotten

 

by hennyb
3-23-02
Another day waiting for the school bus for Bud.
If i could fly, i'd be at school by now
If i could fly, i wouldnt even go to school
His mind seems to wander. bud has quite the imagination.
Kids at school think im weird anyways
I could fly them to the sun. And they could burn.
Way to go bud. Thats living the High life.
My parents went to the national atari museum, and all i got was this lousy Pac Man Tee-Shirt
I could fly my parents to the.....

 

by hennyb
3-23-02
Hi there kids, Im sparky the cig. Ever wonder where i come from ?
Well i start as a plant..Ooooohh neato huh?
Then I go to a factory where as a plant im wrapped around paper and attached to this filter (i call it my hat)
After that My friends and I Are crammed into a box, and shipped to your parents favorite store.
But seriously kids im here to warn you of the dangers of smoking...
Crap, i never have enough time

 

by hennyb
3-23-02
When Bad comedy strikes.
Anyone in her get turned down by a transvestite leper? What? just me? ha ha, but seriously folks......

 

by hennyb
3-23-02
HotoneforU: Hey there sexy, im looking for a date..you interested?
Wow she seems Hotttt.
Classic disasters in the making
Wow she seems hotttt
DesperatlywantingU: I guess it couldnt hurt where do you want to meet?

 

by hennyb
10-02-03
Desperate for help Anna the daycare owner recruits from the Catholic ward at the state pennitentary.
Father, Im sure you would make a wonderful addition to our daycare.
I get out in 5 to 10. can ya wait a while?

 

by hennyb
10-03-03
Clayton Bigsby of the SSD clan formulates a plan.
Sweet, theres the flag Mr Black! Lets get it!
Mr Black is on board
Alright Clayton you get it and I will defend!
Sweet theres the flag mr Black! Lets get it.
Assclown has OTHER plans.
BOOM
Sweet, took out Black and Clayton with one Nade.. ha ha ha ha ha

 

by hennyb
10-03-03
I wish I was a muslim extremist.
If I was then i could kill someone and be labeled a martyr.
I mean as long as I kill someone from a religion seperate from my own Im a martyr
Then I could have like 45 virgins and stuff
But of course I would be dead.
I wish I were Alyssa Milano's thong

 

by hennyb
10-03-03
Next on temptation Island!!!
Can never find anything good on tv.
*click*
Comming up on the worlds largest balls of yarn!
Oh my.
*click*
Comming up on Jerry Springer, ladies that like to cover themselves in honeybees and dance!
Woot!!

 

by hennyb
2-27-04
I've walked on water. Ive turned water into wine, Ive slept with Mary Magdalene.
Yet this is the image the put in Churches and around their necks? Thats fucked up!

 

by hennyb
2-27-04
Go see The Passion Of the Christ!
Groovy!
I'm more of an immediate threat! Go see Club Dread!
Alright!!! Club Dread baby!

 

by hennyb
2-27-04
Yesterday I failed my Algebra test
Last week I failed my history test
I know Im going to flunk my science test.
Good thing there are no tests in P.E.
My Parents are upset that im failing all these things.
Yet they're happy when my Sister fails a pregnancy test. Life is unfair.

 

by hennyb
2-27-04
Hi. I'm a Slasher movie star that was never used.
Its upsetting knowing that I was created for nothing.
I just hang out here and masturbate on gravesites. Sigh.

 

by hennyb
2-27-04
Knock Knock bitch
Who is it?
Telegram
Shit!
Hi Osama!

 

by hennyb
2-27-04
Emily at 6 months old
Hi everybody, im Elmo
Its like a trainwreck I cant stop watching.
Emily at 5 years old
You just figured out Blues clues, You just figured out blues Clues.
Cause I am very smart!!!
Emily at 18
Today on Jerry Springer, Kinky lesbians born without legs.
Mom?

 

by hennyb
2-27-04
Hello. Im Gus, boy you sure are pretty.
Thanks. Im Jessica.
So whats your style? I have lots of condom types. And where are we going to do it at?
Umm Im sorry, but you just arent my type.
Bitch

 

by hennyb
2-28-04
Wow this guy in chat is cute and he wants me to meet him. Should I?
Well its a scary thing, but its up to you.
this looks like the right address. But theres no "Bill" here from what the directory says.
Sorry we had to meet in the woods. Damn baby, I wanna butter your bread!
I so need a new agent

 

by hennyb
2-28-04
If you need help running Windows XP click me. Dont fight your computer

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