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by holden
5-19-03
Just another day.
OMG THERES ADAM.. HES SO HAWT!!
i like bunnies
HI ADAM!!
oh, hey devon.
LETS MOVE TO FRANCE TOGETHER!!!
eh, okay.. sounds like it could be fun.

 

by holden
5-19-03
omg adam will you have my babies?
yeah sure.. <3 karyn
wtf?
are you gay?
umm.. no.
okay.. cool..
wtf is that shit?

 

by holden
5-19-03
one fine february morning.
happy birthday.
omfg theres a squirrel in my locker.. wtf.
i got you a squirrel.
wow thanks!
a squirrel?! wtf.. why a squirrel..

 

by holden
5-19-03
one very warm august afternoon.
sooo.. hi
hi
what's your favorite animal?
what kind of question is that?
garr why cant he talk more..
squirrels, i'd say.. i was watching some before you picked me up actually..

 

by holden
5-19-03
hey. my arm came off.
damn..
yeah.. and i dont have insurance, so i'm fucked.
oh wait man.. i got an idea..
what what what? fix my arm man!
i saw this stuff called liquid stitches.. its for small cuts or something, but it might work..

 

by holden
5-19-03
hi, welcome to the pharmacy, how may i help you?
wtf man.. i was just talking to you.. you brought me here..
right.. well then, what can i get for you?
omfg.. just give me some liquid stitches..
umm yeah.. i'm sorry, we're all out.. need anything else?
please die.

 

by holden
5-19-03
another night at the club for kiera..
man she's gonna love these moves..
i hope he dances better than that last guy
yeah pull some of this on her! yeah!
he's not too shabby..
yeah grab that shiz bitch.. uh huh uhhh..
oh god.. i didnt need to see that..

 

by holden
5-19-03
the birth of steve the squirrel
weeee.
hmm.. not bad.. but...
umm?
hold still..
to be continued..
damnit stop moving
WTF?!?!

 

by holden
5-19-03
prepare to face my ninja skills!!
wtf.. lol.
the evil pencil is vanquished and steve goes off to the bahamas with some lovely ladies..

 

by holden
5-19-03
tsk tsk holden
i seeee you..
wtf.. wallhax..

 

by holden
5-21-03
i hope you don't graduate..
wtf. why not?
you come to school like once a week and i go every fucking day.. its not fair..
yeah, but.. umm.. so there..
wtf.. why did i ever talk to this guy in the first place..
god i love her when shes at mad..

 

by holden
5-21-03
yo. i got a message for this jésus guy.. says its from god..
i'm jesus..
no no, this says jésus
god fucking damnit.. i'm fucking jesus.. give me my fucking letter..
look man.. the name says jésus.. i cant just give a letter to some guy who's name is similar to the addressed.. just think of the consequences!
oh fuck off

 

by holden
5-21-03
7th hour physics class.. seniors last day.. lite 104.5 fm..
They tell me how much you care.. Oh yes, you will always be my endless love.. Two hearts, two hearts that beat as one.. Our lives have just begun..
....
I'll hold you close in my arms.. I can't resist your charms.. And love.. Oh love.. I'll be a fool for you.. I'm sure.. You know I don't mind..
Oh you know I don't mind.. Coz you, you mean the world to me.. Oh I know, I know I found, I found in you my endless love..
And yes, you'll be the only one.. Coz no one can deny.. This love I had inside.. And I'll give it all to you.. My love, my love, my love, my endless love..
well..

 

by holden
5-23-03
what can i get for you?
ugh.
umm.. is that something new to the menu? i just started here today..
ugh.
humm.. will this do you?
ugh. ugh.

 

by holden
5-23-03
wednesday
you'll be fine on credits.. got all you need..
good deal.. alrighty..
thursday
you're .4 credits short.. so you're fucked.
...........
3 weeks from now
hey, umm.. whats that gun for?
die.

 

by holden
5-23-03
nothing is plumb, level, or square. the studs are bowed, the joists are shaky by nature.. no piece fits any other piece with a gap or pinch..
and bent nails dance all over the surfacing like maggots.. by christ, i am no carpenter. i built the roof for myself, the walls for myself, the floors for myself,
and i got hungup in it myself..i danced with a purple thumb at this house warming, drunk with my prime whiskey: rage. oh i spat rage's nails into the frame up
it settle level, plumb, square and true for that great moment, then screaming, it went through, skewing just as wrong the other way.. god of my work: it held.
god damned it. this is hell. but i planned it, i sawed it, i nailed it, and i will live in it until it kills me.. i can nail my left palm to
the left hand crosspiece, but i cant do everything myself, i need a hand to nail my right palm, a help, a love, a you, a wife.

 

by holden
5-23-03
nothing is plumb, level, or square. the studs are bowed, the joists are shaky by nature.. no piece fits any other piece with a gap or pinch,
and bent nails dance all over the surfacing like maggots.. by christ, i am no carpenter. i built the roof for myself, the walls for myself, the floors for myself,
and i got hungup in it myself.. i danced with a purple thumb at this house warming, drunk with my prime whiskey: rage. oh i spat rage's nails into the frame up
of my work: it held. it settled level, plumb, square and true for that great moment, then screaming, it went through, skewing just as wrong the other way..
god damned it. this is hell. but i planned it, i sawed it, i nailed it, and i will live in it until it kills me.. i can nail my left palm to
the left hand crosspiece, but i cant do everything myself, i need a hand to nail my right palm, a help, a love, a you, a wife.

 

by holden
5-23-03
yarrrr
excuse me sir..
yarrrrrhg?
i'm going to have to ask you to leave..
YARRRR!!?
we have a strict no pirates rule.. never know when you bloody bastards are going to screw a sheep eh? know what i mean?

 

by holden
5-24-03
rawr. i am going to eat you.
hi.
i said that i am going to eat you.
okay.
damn kids these days.. they just dont respect classic monsters such as myself and the rabid beaver.

 

by holden
5-26-03
wanna come over? come over and I'll give you some quality beer.
i dont really like beer..
I have, um, whiskey.. I'll make you a steak.. it's tenderloin.. I'll just give it to my kitty..
ooh a kitty..
yeah.. you could see my pussy ;)
:o

 

by holden
5-29-03
so..
soo..
i guess..
uh yeah..
bye..
okay..

 

by holden
7-18-03
doubletree hotel, colorado springs
rofl j, i owned your team
that was lame
ur lame..
LAME!
you see my retard team shoot and nade each other?
SHUT UP!!! LAME!!

 

by holden
7-18-03
If evolution took a different course..
now listen to me boy!
yessir
YOUR NAME IS TOBY!!! WHATS YOUR NAME!!
Steve. STEVE WILLIAMS!!
WRONG BOY!! YOUR NAME IS TOBY!! WHATS YOUR NAME!!
STEVE WILLIAMS!!!

 

by holden
9-02-03
did i or didn't i?
i watched that match?
...
...
...
question mark?

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