All comics by invadermike

 

by invadermike
11-25-07
Ho Ho Ho
I'm gonna get that fatso.
Ho H.......Hey Easter Bunny.Why do you have that axe. Oh (beep) i'm out of here.
I'll kill you!
To be continued....
(beep) he escaped.

 

by invadermike
11-25-07
Um.... Death, were going to have to let you go.
But.....why?
I'm sorry but, you always carry that weapon thing around and it can hurt someone
But I just got here.
To many witnesses here.

 

by invadermike
11-25-07
Hey Dave, can you stop relabling all of the food, it's confusing me.
Well excuse me for bringing culture to this place.

 

by invadermike
11-25-07
Hey did you see that horrible movie "The Cave"?
Yea, I hated it.
We should rent it
Yea.
But wait. What would be the point?
I don't know. But if we get my dad's Bacardi, we will love it.

 

by invadermike
11-25-07
Man I feel weird.
Reamember? We watched "The Cave" last night and we drank 5 whole bottles of Bacardi.
Hey want to watch "Dr.Who" tonight?
I'll bring the Jagermiester

 

by invadermike
11-25-07
I feel sick.
(hiccup)
Oh no! She is dead!
One more movie and I'll visit you.

 

by invadermike
11-25-07
Jenny tries out for a job at a office
Hey Mr.Smith, what should I do?
I don't know, get me more coffee.
Here is your coffee. What should I do next?
How about you sort some papers.
Oh (beep)

 

by invadermike
11-25-07
Yo kid.
Hello sir.
Kid, do you want a golden shower?
That would be nice.
(beep)

 

by invadermike
11-25-07
Whats goin on Joe?
I need a lawer.
Why?
Some Asian girl got an assasin to try to kill me.
Gimmi your short shorts.
(beep)

 

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weirdo
by invadermike, 11-25-07

 

by invadermike
11-25-07
Did you see all those zombies out there?!
Were is my boss Mr.Dave?
A zombie!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I'll kill you.
There you are! But were is Butch?
Tastes like chicken.

 

by invadermike
11-25-07
El Supercoolo
How does it feel to be the newest character of invadermike's comics?
Want to watch "The Cave".
I'll bring Bacardi.

 

by invadermike
11-25-07
Welcome to the invadermike comic series.
Thanks Bra.
You are gonna have to help me get rid of someone.
That annoying little Asian girl.
Him
Bla Bla Bla Bla.fdsaflsadfsdlfsdfhsodafhsdfsodifhofsodfhods

 

by invadermike
11-25-07
I'll be the best security guy ever.
Hopefully better then the last one.
Let me in.
Okay.
Still can't get the blood of the wall.

 

by invadermike
11-26-07
Greg meets an attractive girl......
Hey.
Goth or Emo?
Half and half.
I love you.
Want to cut ourselves and listen to Marylin Manson.
Yea.

 

by invadermike
11-26-07
I'm worried about the security gaurd.
Why is that?
2 minutes ago......
Let me in!
Sure!
5 minutes later......
Give me the money!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

 

by invadermike
11-26-07
Ah....Mr.Smith, your here to kill me arn't you?
No......I'm just here to deliever......
Ha! Were in the Matrix! Now I can stop you!
What the (beep)! Get me out!

 

by invadermike
11-26-07
What to do?
How about we build a treehouse with the new hammer and nails I bought?
NO! I have a better idea!
Me too.Me too.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

 

by invadermike
11-26-07
Look at my new book."Murder For Dummies".
Wow.
Wait, I already know how!
Cool.
Ha Ha Ha Ha!!!!!!!!!!!

 

by invadermike
11-26-07
Hi I'm Phil, your boss.
You already said that, 15 times.
Look man, I'm just being nice.
3 hours later.......
You seen Phil?
No.

 

by invadermike
11-26-07
Santa, I read somewere that you smoke, is that true?
Well, to tell you the truth,
Uhhh, well of course not!
Thanks!
Oh that was close.

 

by invadermike
3-14-09
Hey Willy, can you lock up?
Sure.
5 minutes later
Where are those keys. Wait a minute, who are you?!
To be continued......
I will find who killed you Willy, and I will avenge you!
Good luck, you'll need it.

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