Wal-Mart Employee, Anonymous

Adventures from (former) work. I tried so hard to get fired and in the end, it was as simple as falling asleep.

The Chronicles of Ninja Employee: Preserving Dignity

by ivytheplant
10-09-04

I have been fortunate enough to miss every single daily meeting.


	All available associates to layaway for a daily meeting!

Usually by being unavailable, sometimes just plain hiding.


	All available associates to layaway for a daily meeting!

Cat willing, I will never be forced to do the Wal-Mart cheer.


	Give me a W! Give me an A! Give me an L! Give me a Squiggly! Give me an M! Give me an A! Give me an R! Give me a T! What's that spell? Wal-Mart! Who's number one? The Customer! Always!


	Try to give me a squiggly and I'll give you a boot up your ass!

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