All comics by j316

 

If I slip a fish in the lake and you can pick it up from around the rocks then you can eat it for lunch and then go do your thing.
I think I can do that
by j316, 9-22-09

 

by j316
10-13-09
No i'm a just a student.
Hey, are you a street artist? I bet you are and will burst out of the can!
I will blast out of the can. Where did the cat go?
What cat? It's just me here.
You must be a fast changing magician?
No just a boy without a can to blast out of.

 

by j316
10-20-09
I think I have a wrinkle in my shirt.
I think my shoes are tied in a knot.
Is that a laugh or chuckle i hear?
I think my wrench can take out the wrinkle.
I had enough of you laughing at my shirt!
I did not laugh! I'm sorry your having a rough day!

 

by j316
10-27-09
I can rhyme to you in a speech.
i would like to hear it. Give it a shot while i watch.
It's halloween give it a chance. You can match your friend and be on watch for ghools and ghost will take a shot. Of your candy bag that is.
Halloween????
I have a batch of candy for the trick or treaters.
Trick or Treat!

 

by j316
11-18-09
Hey do you know it's almost christmas time?
It's the most joyful time of year
I get so stressed this time of year. People like to destroy my holiday and like to annoy me.
Maybe you should just relax and have a boiled egg instead of all those cookies. My mom says boiled eggs are very healthy for your well being.
The bristles on this broom are too pointy to sweep. Do you think you can help me fix this? I have to clean for santa.
This has to be a joint effort. Santa likes when people work together. That is what christmas is all about. The gift of giving, helping, and sharing. I wish more people understood that!

 

by j316
12-02-09
Who shouted my name? Was that you kid over by the fountain who called my name?
"I can not talk loud" said the boy.
Did you hear that growl?
"No i did not" said the boy. The snowman heard a sound too. He thought i was calling his name.
Hey there little boy. Did you hear that noise? It sounded like a howl.
Santa is that you? I must be dreaming. Snowman, Witch, Santa. I should get out of the house more often.

 

by j316
12-10-09
This hose is mine!
Yours? I am the firefighter this is our hose!
As child's my brothers and I would pretend we were fireman.
Why don't you go to the training academy?
My Uncles sisters little girls are attending the traing.
Well maybe it would be hard for a robot to climb a tree and save cats.

 

by j316
12-15-09
I think i might be lost. Can you help me? I was petting a soft sheep and misplaced my parents. Did they come in this resteraunt?
I only saw a couple that was singing their favorite song. It was a very long song.
Did you see my son? He a hawk type haircut. He has no coat. I am affraid he will get frost bite.
A boy cam to the resteraunt and was lost. Wait here and i will see if i can find him.
Did you find them? I taught myself to tie my shoes while i was waiting.
Your mom is in the lobby. I think you might be in trouble so you better crawl or walk slowly.

 

by j316
1-20-10
Hello sir can you help me? I am looking for a haircut. The other roosters think its too long and that is why I am a slowpoke.
I can try to help but i think you need to prepare yourself.
I don't want to be a regular Rooster any more. I know I am ready.
There are a lot of people outside. Be aware of you pick. Once it comes off it doesn't come back.
I will stare and decide.
Should i cut it like a pear or an airplane.....

 

by j316
2-02-10
Welcome can I help you?
Do you sell hair for pumpkins with a little sparkle in it?
Are you being helped?
I hear that you may have a flower for my hat.
I heard you there is no need to shout!
This store has one beet and i need two. Goog bye!

 

by j316
3-16-10
It's fun to play outdoors!
I like to play football but i can never find enough people to play.
Sometimes i like to play sports but mostly i like to use my imagination.
we can go upstairs to my room and look in my notebook to see what games we can play together.
This is a hallway not a room.
Use your imagination everything can be a room buddy.

 

by j316
3-23-10
This cowboy script is funny. I always wanted to be one.
In the script it says you need a lasso. Do you have one?
I can pretend with a stick from the garden.
Hmmmm, maybe we can go to the market.
It's monday and they are closed.
We will have to wait until tomorrow than. Sorry!

 

by j316
4-06-10
I hope this oven does not belong to me!
Maybe if play some music he will get in the oven
I should focus on the time so I know when dinner is ready.
This hotel goes on a strict schedile and it says dinner at 8 o clock
There is a miner set back i am suppose to be at the motel accross the street!
No my friend the motel accross the street is having a tiger show. You are schelduled here at 8!

 

by j316
5-19-10
I've been looking for you. I wanted ice cream too but i haven't been behaving so my mom says no.
There's always tomorrow. The temperature is suppose to be even hotter.
I hope our boy behaves tomorrow's suppose to be a scrocher. He'd be the only kid with no ice cream.
We'll have to make sure that he knows the consequences of his behavior before tomorrow.
I don't think he needs us to remind him.
This is very true he didn't ask us "what will happen if i do this".

 

by j316
5-26-10
Look what i found! I wonder if it's for me?
Chuckle
I left a present by the water did you happen to see it? It is no longer there.
I'd rather not tell nim his elf is taking his presents.
I was in a sleigh over by the river sleeping on our journey and suddenly we stop and Santa is no where around.
I think they are looking for the present that was left under you. When you find them tell them thank you for my sword. (laughter)

 

by j316
6-01-10
This is a hard game. Try to break the bottles in the middle row.
If i break the purple bottlesdo i win an apple? Maybe there is a book on this game?
Can you tell me where i can find a book on how to beat the break the bottles game?
Some people are very silly
I went to the library and the librarian ignored me. I asked a simple question.
I couldn't break a single one. It was a total loss.

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