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by jamiekitson
3-01-01
h-h-hh-h-hi
god, what this time?
just wondered if you wanted to go out Friday
why is this character perpetually shrugging?
no, prolly not I guess.
got it in one

 

by jamiekitson
3-01-01
bunny, is that you?! (nice arse)
hm, knew this would be difficult to explain.
Sod Jinx ;)
well, you see, uh....
c'mon baby, let me show you how scousers do it
oh what the fuck

 

by jamiekitson
3-02-01
hmm, she's awful close
kiss me fs
maybe I should kiss her
fs kiss me
hmm still not sure
sod this, I'm going to bed

 

by jamiekitson
3-02-01
Hi Narish
Hi Jamie
Fucking Bastard. Leave my Sophie alone
Fucking Bastard. Leave my Sophie alone
Bye Narish
Bye Jamie

 

by jamiekitson
3-02-01
my hampster had 12 babies yesterday
got up this morning and she had ate 4 of them little babies
what the hell, had a couple myself

 

by jamiekitson
3-03-01
Hey Bunny, wonder what the punchline'll be
hmm....
maybe......
\/\/3 0\/\/n 411 y0r B45535
\/\/3 0\/\/n 411 y0r B45535

 

by jamiekitson
3-04-01
Hey Scouse, where's Benny?
I dunno
Here I am
Where's Jinx gone?
Here I am (btw, why did it take me 4 fucking hrs to get home??)
Scouse, fs

 

by jamiekitson
3-04-01
I really really like you
Hey Jamie, for Thursday, period 4, I would like....
and if I don't ask you out this time I am gonna be really pissed at myself
some HCl, NaOH and some NaCl, Thanks
ah shit

 

by jamiekitson
3-04-01
wow, make a comic strip, I will use all my wit and inteligence to make a super funny kick-ass comic and everyone will love me
hmmm....
All your base are blong to us!

 

by jamiekitson
3-06-01
Stop staring at me fs

 

by jamiekitson
3-06-01
http://www.stileproject.com/base.swf
http://www.lowpass.net/stripcreator/comiclist.php?author=scouse
http://www.lowpass.net/stripcreator/comiclist.php?author=bunny
http://www.pimpwar.com
http://www.buffymail.com
http://www.megastar.co.uk/megababes/index.html

 

by jamiekitson
3-07-01
Would you like to go out on Friday?
Yes
ok, nevermind, maybe some other time
...erm?
for once the perpetual shrug comes in handy.

 

by jamiekitson
3-07-01
So Jamie, what are you going to do about Sophie then?
I mean you are totally obsessed with her blah blah blah etc.
Oh, Hi Sophie!
Hi Jenny

 

by jamiekitson
3-08-01
I feel a bit ill :(
yeah, you look a bit rough go home
Jenny, you look worse, really, go home
Jenny... oh forget it

 

by jamiekitson
3-08-01
I see... the inside of an eye ball
I see... Dave Clarke
I see... Sophie

 

by jamiekitson
3-09-01
hmm, which pa account am I logged onto atm?
damn, which game am I logged into atm?
1010101111 010100101101001 10101 101010011111 000010?
at last, he's really started to comunicate with me, at my level

 

by jamiekitson
3-10-01
yep...
... gonna phone her, this time...
... I'll just give it 5 more minutes

 

by jamiekitson
3-10-01
hmmm, maybe in a few minutes

 

by jamiekitson
3-10-01
Hello?
Hi, it's Jamie here...
How did you get my #?
erm...
FS

 

by jamiekitson
3-10-01
Haerr speaks pa
200000 War Cruisers,Cost:[ M:3600000k C:1600000k T:5200000k ] kills162000 War FrigatesScore:[ 113400k ]
PA: FS
Mean while Jinx gets excited cos he thinks starry is talking to him
hey starry
ah, go away, fs
and INSANE is angry again (surprise!)
I WILL HIT YOUR KEYS IF I WANT TO!
oww, that hurt

 

by jamiekitson
3-13-01
Take a day, any day
fs, when's pa gonna be up again?
Take a week, any week
fs, when's pa gonna be up again?
Take a year, any year
Sod this I'm off to slit my rists :)

 

by jamiekitson
3-17-01
Jinx wakes up, a little confused
Where the fuck am I?
things go from bad....
no, seriously... and I swear this room was the other way round last night
to totally fubar
OMFG, WHO THE FUCK IS THAT IN BED WITH SOPHIE?

 

by jamiekitson
3-18-01
After the horrors of the w/e, Jinx comes to a decision...
ok, so I have to move on... pastures new... find someone else... etc.
Hey, little girl, do you, or could you, ever fancy me?
erm, no, sorry
OK, you'll do

 

by jamiekitson
3-18-01
Jinx gets depressed in 1999
Oh Zoe, I love you, but I just can't tell you
Jinx gets depressed in 2000
Oh Sophie, I love you but I just can't tell you
Jinx gets depressed in 2001
Oh littlegirl2, I love you but I just can't tell you

 

by jamiekitson
3-19-01
Narish.We are of one blood.You and I.
Yes.We are one and the same.
We must stop this in-fighting...
and unite against the common evil of...
toni
toni

 

by jamiekitson
3-19-01

 

by jamiekitson
3-21-01
Jinx has a plan
Ok, I don't really fancy her anyway, lets move on, get a new job and stuff
But there is a problem
Hi Jamie
She makes him happy
fs, she's done it again

 

by jamiekitson
3-21-01
another test
more tests
the metalheads argue
All your base are belonging to us
boring
yeha, whatever
My m8
also your m8

 

by jamiekitson
3-21-01
Sorry for that last comic
I put html code in all the feilds, and it looked like it would work, but obviously not
I am that guy in the films, that nice one that never gets the girl, at least not till they are all grown up and realise we are the best sort of men

 

by jamiekitson
3-22-01
Jinx serenades Sophie with The Breeders, in his head
Do you think of me, like I dream of you?
(think metaphorical)
Do you wish you were here, like I wish I was with you?
Jinx gets his wires crossed
Hi Jamie
I'll take that as a yes then

 

by jamiekitson
3-22-01
Today was the worst day I can remeber
s'pose nothing really bad actually happened
Just wish I had someone other than you to tell about it
Fuck you too

 

by jamiekitson
3-23-01
Jamie, are you OK?
No, I hate myself and I want to die
Yeah, I'm fine

 

by jamiekitson
3-23-01
Jamie, are you sure you're OK?
You slept with someone. And that someone wasn't me, so no, of course I'm not OK
Yeah, I'm fine

 

by jamiekitson
3-24-01
Jinx goes a bit too far, again
...and on top of that your mum is a whore who shags cows on her time off!
and PureBlade takes offence
ok, that's enough. I kick-ban you
and Jinx takes it too personally
how (sob) could he (sob) do that to me (sob) everyone hates me (sob) I'll never come back (sob) that'll show 'um
I wonder why everyone hates you

 

by jamiekitson
3-24-01
ugh, the presure of these comics is too much. I stretch myself to a couple of comics a day
and they always turn out crap, like this one, can I think of a punch line? no. (I wish my bedroom looked this good in RL...)
(...and my face)

 

by jamiekitson
3-28-01
Is life always like this, or just when you're a kid?
always like this

 

by jamiekitson
3-28-01
Jinx fears he is alone again
Hello???
Bel and Scouse are susspiciously quiet
Oi, fs you 2
Jinx fears he may be sick (or jeleous)
I kiss you Bel
I kiss you Scouse

 

by jamiekitson
3-28-01
blah....love her...blah...etc.
(Scouse) fs ask her out

 

by jamiekitson
3-28-01
blah...love her...blah...etc.
(Scouse) fs, ask her out
(Bel) just ask her (One|busy) yeah just ask her
(all_fag0r) ASK HER

 

by jamiekitson
3-30-01
There are some awful things...
Jamie, there are rummers about you and a pupil
...that we think about...
well, I thought I would go for someone closer to my age...
...that should never be spoken
...who didn't sleep with slap heads

 

by jamiekitson
3-30-01
I want to change my answer to Q. 8 pls
from "Waking up with a hangover to find some wanker in bed with the bird you fancy"
to "the bird you fancy not feeling close enough to you to tell you what the matter is"

 

by jamiekitson
3-31-01
One fine day on #fag0r
(Scouse) look, you have to either talk to her and tell her how you feel, or get over her
Next day at #fag0r
Scouse, I am over her, it's true
But everyone knows Jinx too well
Yeah, right!
(Scouse) Yeah, right!

 

by jamiekitson
4-04-01
You know you're sad when...
bzzzz-shhhh-ckzzzz-zzzzz-sssshhhh
bzzzz-shhhh-ckzzzz-zzzzz-sssshhhh
bong-bong
bong-bong
You can sing along to your modem dialing-up
zzzz-ssssshhh-hssss
zzzz-ssssshhh-hssss

 

by jamiekitson
4-04-01
Tuesday morning
Hello
She hates me : (
Later that day
I think you have some ink on your face
She loves me : )
Later still
Bye then
Oh! I wish she'd make up her mind!

 

by jamiekitson
4-13-01
Is life always this hard, or just when you're a kid?
always like this

 

by jamiekitson
6-27-01
Kim says things that excite Jamie
Jamie you really amuse me
wow! she thinks I'm amazing!
Kim realises things have gone a bit too far
and I do like you as a friend
and she's fallen in love with me :))
but too late
I'd like you to leave now
Marrage? ...well ok then

 

by jamiekitson
6-27-01
Hello, this is the Lives 'R' Us help line, my name's Dwane, how may I assist you?
Oh hello. Nearly 22 years ago I perchased a life from you but unfortunately it's not working quite the way that I wanted it to.
a-huh
generally I just sit around, talking to ppl that I will never meet on my computer and get drunk and depressed, so I'd like a refund or a replacement
small print - no refunds - goodbye
why does it always rain on me, is it cos I lied when I was 17?

 

by jamiekitson
8-10-01
Jinx Has finnally found the Perfect girl for himself
But Claudia, you're my perfect idea of a girlfriend. You are cute...
You have blue hair...
and you hate me.

 

by jamiekitson
10-07-01
Look you sad newbie geeks - the "All your base..." joke was funny a year ago.
It's getting a bit tired now. Although, when you run out of ideas it can still be pretty useful I guess......
erm... all you base are belonging to us? (funny, no?)

 

by jamiekitson
10-07-01
Man that Kebab was dodgy
Damn these nails hurt
Look, I have one massive tooth
This bench is really long, it goes all the way to china
I have a really stupid beard thing
shhh, they might notice mine

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