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by japanimefan04
7-29-04
In a city...
Dude. Whats up with this squirrel?
I wonder if he's The One? I'll go ask the others.
Some bench on the sidewalk
Oh My GOD! I have gum on my shoe! Someone HELP ME!
*Quickly thinking* Um. Lunch time gotta go!
Hello Neo Sporin. The special today is either a blue pill or red pill. I suggest the red pill.
Um, neither. This is weird I'm leaving.

 

by japanimefan04
7-29-04
The next day at work...
You again! Get away from me!
Neo your in danger! Their coming for you!
Go to hell and leave me alone!
I won't stop chasing you unless you come with me.
See ya!
Dammit!

 

by japanimefan04
7-29-04
In the break room
That goat won't find me in here!
Hello Mr. Sporin.
Who are you!
I'm Mr. Pig
OHHH NO!! How scary...yeah right
What the hell kinda name is that?!?!
It relates to this! What I really look like!

 

by japanimefan04
7-29-04
Could this be the end! I think not.
You need to come with me Mr. Sporin
What the hell, another animal.
We demand that you help us and *continues to talk for a while*
Yac yac yac, thats all they want to do.
And... ARE YOU LISTENING TO ME?
What! Um, no.

 

by japanimefan04
7-29-04
Look I got to get working again sooo...
NO You can't leave. We have to put a metal thing in your stomach!
So Mr. Pig, we meet again.
and the fight begins
Goatpheus, you with not win, there are to few of your people and we will kill all of you way before you can free all the people in The Matrix.
We now have a better chance now that I know where The One is! Now take this!

 

by japanimefan04
7-29-04
Take that Mr. Pig!
Oh shit! the boss is gonna kill me!
No need to worry Mr. Pig has left, here eat this.
What this red pill for?
Um..Its ah..herbal suppliment!

 

by japanimefan04
7-29-04
Now that Neo has taken the pill...
Where are we?
In my ship. She's called the Nebacasheepshit. I'm gonna go get us home, till then you can go meet the crew. Oh and my names Goatpheus.
Hello Neo, my names Nuts and I work in the kitchen.
You, your from the bench!
Goatpheus told me to look for you cause you'd be around my lunch area. I left to get a drink and came back to find you sitting on my lunch! And I took the time to pack a special nut mix in too!
Um, sorry... I'm gonna go now.

 

by japanimefan04
7-29-04
Confusion sets in...
Damn animals!
HI! I'M TIFFANY! I FIGHT THE AGENTS WITH GOATPHEUS.
Finally another human.
ANOTHER HUMAN? THE ONES HAVE ALWAYS BEEN HUMAN, AND I'M HUMAN BECUASE I'M THE SLUT THAT THEY FALL IN LOVE WITH.
You mean there are other people that are The One?
UM...OOPS, YOU DIDN'T HEAR THAT FROM ME. BYE!

 

by japanimefan04
7-29-04
The truth comes out
Goatpheus!!!
I like dounuts and pink balloons and fuzzy puppies and zebra strips...
Tell me about the other Chosen Ones!
How did you hear about that! I mean, others, there aren't any other Chosen Ones
Tell me!!!!
Fine, lets go for a walk.

 

by japanimefan04
7-29-04
Somewhere on the ship
where are we?
I don't know, I got this ship last week. Hell I don't even know where my room is so I sleep where ever the hell I feel.
Anyway!
Um, yes. There is this line of The Ones, like history repeating itself over and over.
This is definatly the end of our hero Neo Sporin
So then why are you still fighting if its gonna keep repeating itself?!?!
Good question. I ask myself that everyday.

 

by japanimefan04
7-29-04
OK I've heard enough! I'm outta here. How do I leave this room?
I don't know.
Several minutes later...
Seriously how do I get out!
I DON'T KNOW!

 

by japanimefan04
7-29-04
Two days later...
I gotta get out of here or I'll go mad!
This is the song that never ends, yes it goes on and on my friend some people started singing it not nowing what it was, and they'll continue singing it forever just because *repeats verse*
the transformation begins...
I'm so fucking angry! I think I'm gonna explode!
*still singing*
Oh shit! I hope that didn't happen because of me.

 

by japanimefan04
7-29-04
The transformation is incomplete...
Kick ass I'm back home!
Ahhh! what happened to you?!?!
I don't really know. I got really angry and thought of being somewhere else and then poof! Here I am.
But something else is wrong with you!
I don't care, I'm home and I want you to go away! And tell everybody I want nothing to do with the Matrix!

 

by japanimefan04
7-29-04
dude! I love my powers!
Goodbye Matrix...Hello Sexy
Hello Sexy
Is he looking at me?
stalker
These powers are useful. I hope she dosen't see. me
WTF is up with that

 

by japanimefan04
7-29-04
A plot in motion
I hope this fire dosen't give me away.
Finaly, now he's ours!
Hey baby!
Don't Hey baby me Mr. Sporin.
Wait, where's the girl?
There is no girl, we tricked you into coming here so we could kill you now that your aware of your powers!

 

by japanimefan04
7-29-04
No Girl make Neo Angry
So........Where's the girl?
There is NO GIRL!
NO GIRL! Then die!
AHHHH!!
Dammit!
Thats was a pathetic attempt to kill me Mr. Sporin Next time you want to try that why don't you roast some marshmellows, ass!!

 

by japanimefan04
7-29-04
I got to get out of here!
If your thinking about escaping, you can't!
No but I can run. Here have a present.
Hmm, I should go to, before this bomb blows up...
NEO! WE'RE HERE TO RESCUE YOU!...OH SHIT.

 

by japanimefan04
7-29-04
Oh No! Not here!
Hi Neo! I think I've figured out what this room is used for. Its a trapping program that wont let agents out. Tiffany made it, she's so smart. To bad I can't get out and thank her.
Don't worry about thanking her, she...um...quit.
Oh thats to bad.

 

by japanimefan04
7-29-04
I'm gonna go, you'll be having a visitor soon
Oh Happy Days another visitor!
*singing* Waiting waiting I am waiting.
Where is he!?!?! Wait Where am I Goatpheus is this a trap!?!?!
Um nope, we're both stuck here for good.

 

by japanimefan04
7-29-04
Home Sweet Home
Ahh! Now that the bad agent is out of the way I can go see that girl!
Hold the phone, she's alot better looking!
and the moral of the story. Get out of The Matrix to get lucky faster.
I'm feeling lucky tonight!

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