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by jebreject
2-14-02
words from "and keep reaching for those stars" by i hate myself
I want to be in a motorcycle gang ...
... gangreen and mean and f'ed up all the time.
Picture me on the back of a Harley - leather-clad and bad and driving fifty-five.
don't cry when i say goodbye.

 

by jebreject
2-14-02
*mope mope mope mope mope mope mope mope mope*
okay. what's wrong?
i only own one pair of pants!

 

by jebreject
2-14-02
hey.
uh, yo.
so ... uh.
yeah.
wanna go back to my place?
...

 

by jebreject
2-14-02
santa convention.

 

by jebreject
2-14-02
yo, what up my nizzle?
hey, uh, hey yourself.
WE INTERRUPT THIS BROADCAST FOR AN IMPORTANT BULLETIN FROM BLACK AND WHITE CHARACTERS.
when you diddle in the middle with the riddle and fiddle blah blah blah ...
yeah, that's right.
NOW BACK TO YOUR REGULARILY SCHEDULED PROGRAM, ALREADY IN PROGRESS.
man, you a jive turkey.

 

by jebreject
2-14-02
RING RING RING!
shut up.

 

by jebreject
2-14-02
i like you.
i like you too.

 

by jebreject
2-14-02
thank you, thank you very much.

 

by jebreject
2-14-02
hey doug.
i'm not doug.
.....
yeah.
do you ever get tired of this stale three panel format?
all the time.

 

by jebreject
2-14-02
so, uh, so i was going to this -anime convention- and i see my friend doug and ...
uh huh.
"and i swear to god he turns into this like, big smelly demon thing!"
isn't that just so fucked up?
uh ... yeah. wow, man. that's ... yeah.

 

by jebreject
2-14-02
so, uh, my dog has no nose. heh.
oh, oh yeah?
yeah. you're supposed to ask me how he smells.
oh. how does he smell?
heh, heh. awful!
...

 

by jebreject
2-14-02
so, uh, joe, why are we always in this goddamn bedroom anyway?
*shrugs*
i mean, really, it's ... it's fuckin' crazy. whose bedroom is this anyway?
*shrugs*
man, you know what? fuck you.

 

by jebreject
2-14-02
hey baby.
LOL
you're uh, you're looking good tonight.
TAHNX!!!!!11
so ...
WANT 2 CYBAR????/

 

by jebreject
2-14-02
man, i really wish this acid would kick in.
holy shit.

 

by jebreject
2-14-02
this internet thing sure is crazy.
UR HOTT!!!11
I WANTZ 2 FUXOR UR PENSI!!!1
i mean, where else can i get hit on by 34 year old ex-high school jocks pretending to be pubescent girls?
...

 

by jebreject
2-14-02
so, hey, doug.
hey.
uh, you, maybe ... wanna go to the bright eyes show with me?
fag.

 

by jebreject
2-14-02
now, uh, now doug. that's not very cool.
what?
i mean, homophobia in general isn't very cool, doug. sexual preference is no reason to make fun of someone, and --
would you rather i just call you a fucking idiot with bad taste in music?
...
well there you go.

 

by jebreject
2-14-02
i'd, uh, i'd just like to apologize for doug's behavior.
i mean, he doesn't know what he's talking about. he was raised to be that way, you know?
and he's really gonna get it for making fun of bright eyes.

 

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2-14-02

 

by jebreject
2-14-02
hey. hey, you.
eh?
i just wanted to apologize for what happened last time. dig?
... i dig. we chill.
well, bye then.
fuck it. you still one jive mothafucka.

 

by jebreject
2-14-02
this is what the last one was supposed to look like, yo.
hey. uh, hey, you.
eh?
i just ... i thought i'd apologize for what happened last time. you dig?
yeah, yeah. i dig. we chill now.
alright, cool. bye then.
aw fuck it you still a jive mothafucka.

 

by jebreject
2-14-02
joeseph ... i was wondering ...
yes?
i have to go into the city to see an ... associate ... of mine. and i was wondering if you'd come with.
afraid of being in the ghetto alone when you're buying drugs?
... yeah.
don't worry. i'm strapped. i got yo' back, g.

 

by jebreject
2-14-02
joe?
yes, doug?
i'm kind of scared.
heh.
want me to hold you?
i hate you. i really do.

 

by jebreject
2-14-02
i think we went too far ...
this joke sure did.

 

by jebreject
2-14-02
all right, now stay here.
what, like to cover you or something?
um, sure. just ... don't come over by me unless i yell for you.

 

by jebreject
2-14-02
hey, uh, hey 'dawg.' think you could hook me up?
of course, my man. whatchu lookin' for?
uh, i was thinking a dime.
i'll be right with you, my nizzo.
heh heh heh ...

 

by jebreject
2-14-02
a'ight, that be ten doll--who the fuck is that?
who is who?
that freaks an' geeks lookin' mothafucka behind you.
heh heh heh ...
oh, christ.

 

by jebreject
2-14-02
so you've probably been wondering what ever happened to darren?
well, you'll be pleased to know that i am alive and doing fine, although i am locked in this bedroom.
but i -do- have the internet!
lucky me.

 

by jebreject
2-14-02
someone! please! let me out of here!
i'm going to miss the bright eyes show!
.......

 

by jebreject
2-14-02
sigh.
i'm never getting out of here, it seems.
well, it's just you and me, i guess.
oh dear.

 

by jebreject
2-14-02
dude, you're lucky ken dawg got along with you.
heh.
most drug dealers don't like people they don't know, you know?
what can i say? you just can't resist the charm of joeseph.
is darren still locked in that bedroom?
as far as i know, yeah. i'm not planning on letting him out, were you?

 

by jebreject
2-14-02
alone in this wooden box, i have turned to madness to stifle my unfading lonliness.
i write poetry in my flesh and ---
i knew i shouldn't have eaten that tab of acid i found under the bed.

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