This is my first day on J2H "UOTD". It's a really really bad day
Jeff2hogan - Come on sir, I got a show... Please let me go, please, just once? Plus, it's raining here!
Cop - Sorry but no!
Jeff2hogan - Ladies and gentleman, sorry for the delay. The J2H "User of the Day" today is... Sam Van Dam! Come to the stage SVD..
SVD - Thanks J2H, I really-really appreciate it. But before that, I want to thanks my momma, my dad, my sisters, brothers, my uncles, my aunties, my grandparrents, and many more
Jeff2hogan - What, you can do that, this is my show!!
All, ruined
Vince McMahon - Well I'm Mr. McMahon dammit! I can't do whatever I want! Oh since you still here, I wanna sing a song.... Nanana nanana hey hey hey, you're fired!