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by jennn
12-18-02
Small Eyed Donkey snubs Snowman when an attempt at conversation is made...
How about that--after all these years we really DO have something in common.
What in the name of sag are you talking about? We're arch enemies.
Small Eyed Donkey hesitates to listen to Snowman. He has no time for tomfoolery, but listens in anyway...
No, seriously. It's really quite a good uh.. "point".. to be made.
What? And by the way shouldn't you be melting?
Snowman and Small Eyed Donkey realise their wrongs, shake phalluses and start a fresh.
Well look at my face and your face. We both have REALLY phallic noses. What's the deal?
Oh god.. wow, you're right. Your nose is phallic just like mine. Let's say we forget our past and live in phallic peace, together?

 

by jennn
12-18-02
Nigel No Friends found Lopez with a nail in his head.
Hey man whatcha doin'? Is that a nail in your head?
Yes. I don't feel too well, Nigel No Friends.
After Lopez turned to ash, Nigel was confused that he was still talking. And felt "A-OK"?
God no--Lopez, what did you do?? Where did you go??
No you know what I'm A-OK--never been better, Nige.
From the ashes of Lopez rose..
Uhh.. you'll do.
.. shimmy to the left, shimmy to the right.."

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