Ugh! Why didn't that stupid knight see I'd passed out from heatstroke? This Ranger hoodie is not designed for deserts!
O.K. Lucky I had a healing potion. Now I need to walk without rhythm, so I won't attract the worm.
I wish I was Christopher Walken right now. I could fly out of here on wires, and be sticking an arrow in that armour plated moron. And look awesome doing it!
