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| monday is for getting ignored by recruiters after you post all weekend for jobs | |
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| tuesday is for getting pointless recruiter calls | |
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| wednesday is for fielding asinine calls asking you to develop in java for $15 an hour | |
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| thursday is for awkard, uncomfortable interviews in sticky rooms with hiring managers who have fetid breath | |
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| friday is for receiving rejection letters mailed as soon as you left the office the previous day | |
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| saturday and sunday are for futilely revising your resume and drinking enough to face monday all over again | |
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