Restraining Order Blues by john_reddock1-15-01 Somewhere on Grotus-6... Hey Eric, I heard that you're being stalked by a psychotic gay predator... Yeah John, I just can't take his constant sexual harassment WAIT! Here is that Restraining Order from "Lucky Charms" you sent away for! So basically I just drove a nail into my skull for nothing? Pretty much...
No Pain, No Gain by john_reddock1-15-01 a way way long time ago... You know, maybe we were a little hasty... ...with the whole crucifixion thingy. Well, there's really nothing I can do at this point... How about some "Excedrin"?
and now a word from our sponsor... by john_reddock1-18-01 A shitty flyer comes via U.S. Mail Uh oh...The Tom Machine is playing again... Remember our agreement? WE ARE COMING TO JOIN YOU ALLAH!!! BLARRHG!!!
