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by jollywhizbanger
12-18-05
Hey there, I couldn't help but notice what a lovely vegetable garden you have in your back yard, I just have one question...
Well thank you, what's your question?
You see, I just can't get my darn tomatoes to ripen up like yours do, what's your secret?
Quite simple actually... every day I stand out in the backyard facing my garden in the full nude, then my tomatoes turn bright red of embarassment. You should give it a try!
So, any luck with your tomatoes?
Unfortunatly no, although, you should see how huge my cucumbers have gotten!
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