All comics by joose2001

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by joose2001
1-04-03
HA HA Your a fat ging-er
HA HA Your a fat ging-er
Fuck Off you little shit
Soz Ard

 

by joose2001
1-04-03
Will, why you living in that bin?
Its my house you twunt
Soz Ard

 

by joose2001
1-04-03
Hello...
I see you are writing a letter...let me suggest what to type next
WTF?!
WTF is not found in my dictionary... would you like to create a custom one?
Um.... Soz Ard!
Error...!!!!

 

by joose2001
1-04-03
Yo Chem
Yo Sui
Whats up?
Not much
Soz Ard
Ay it!

 

by joose2001
1-04-03

 

by joose2001
1-04-03
Ok.... < html> < head> < title > SozArd.com ....
ERROR!
Fuck!

 

by joose2001
1-04-03
Ive seen all these great bands... its been a great weekend
Better end it like everyone else and set fire to something
oh shit!
WOO!
fuck!

 

by joose2001
1-05-03
IM GONNA KILL YOU!!
You're not that scary
I know
Fancy a shag?
Um... I have no penis

 

by joose2001
1-05-03
How does that song go?
do do-do-do do do
do do-do-do do do
do do-do-do do do
STOP!
HAMMER TIME!

 

by joose2001
1-05-03
er.......
RAPE ME!!
um....
RAPE ME MY FRIEND!!
Why dont you go and die?
ok... theres a gun over here somewhere....

 

by joose2001
1-05-03
Why do you have a red nose?
And how do you fly?
Soz Ard
Fuck off kid... dont you know that reindeers dont talk!

 

by joose2001
1-05-03
Hello Mr Slipknot bloke... fancy a shag?
errrr..... ok then
The Next Day
um.... about last night
I love you!
you were the worst Ive ever had
IM GONNA KILL YOU!!

 

by joose2001
1-05-03
Andy.... why are you wearing a skirt?
Its not a skirt.... its a fucking kilt you fucking wanker!
Soz Ard!
Feck off!!

 

by joose2001
1-05-03
Fancy a fuck?
um.......
How about you suck my dick?
*sluurrrrrrrrpppp*
oh god!!!! thats fucking amazing!!

 

by joose2001
1-05-03
What you doing Jim?!
Im talking to some hot girl on MSN
But I thought you only loved me
er........ soz ard!
Means I gotta find someone else to shag now
.... ay it!

 

by joose2001
1-05-03
Well.... todays the day
Im gonna finally meet that hot chick off MSN
I hope shes as horney as her pic
As I could really do with a fuck
FUCK!
Hello! My names Kevin... And I have a big willy!!

 

by joose2001
1-05-03
Well.... after that last date Im abit nervous today
But todays is v v hot
And I think Im gonna fuck her
As I got a very full sack
OH FUCKS SAKE!!
Yo Jim!! Fancy a fuck?

 

by joose2001
1-05-03
Well..... thrid time lucky
And this one today is gonna be it
Ive done all my research
And it IS a v hot girl
WTF!?!
Hewwo Jim... I Wuve You!

 

by joose2001
1-06-03
Today Im gonna meet a big rock star
Im so excited even though I dont know who it is
Its Andrew WK....... oh fuck!
PARTY HARD! PARTY HARD! PARTY HARD! PARRRTTTYYY!

 

by joose2001
1-06-03
It has come to my attention....
that some people may find my comics offensive...
and maybe even not funny
To those people I would like to appologise..
So I want to just say how...
much I dont give a flying fuck and Im gonna make some more now :)

 

by joose2001
1-06-03
Hello there young girl
Im a boy actually... My name is Sui
Even better... I like young boys...
Um....
Would you like to come to my house and stroke my puppy?

 

by joose2001
1-06-03
Excuse me sir, Ive had a complaint of an Irish man in this area.... what is your name sir?
Pete O'Phile....
right.....
Can you come with me please sir?

 

by joose2001
1-07-03
nah officer... you got it all wrong
Well sir... could you please tell me what job you are involved in
well.... I help improve the sex lives of the under 16's
So.... your called Pete O'Phile... and you have sex with kids?
Yes! Thats right!
We've got a nice cell for you down at the station!

 

by joose2001
1-07-03
Right this is your home for the next 50 years.... we do have another inmate that you will be sharing the cell with
Oh...thats kinda good! His he young?
Sort of... hes your type anyway... I'll go get him
oh ...dear...god! Im stuck with a gay scotsman!
Hi! Im Phil McCracken!

 

by joose2001
1-07-03
These two charchters are from ideas by AdZki and Lalalaleah
PULL MINE FING3R5!
Oh god... its that Simon... hes such a dick
Go read their comics
ROFL ROFL! YOU ARE TEH SUX! YOU AM SUX MY P3NI5!
um.. go away please!
There prob better than my shit
LOL LOL! I AM TEH RULIST! WILL YOU BE MINE L33T G1RL?
bye

 

by joose2001
1-07-03
I would like to say sorry
To AdZki & Leah for nicking their charachters
You see... Im not very funny and need to nick others ideas
As Simon may say....
Meanwhile.....
*sighs* Simon... you are so retarded!
ROFL ROFL... J00SE IS TEH SUX!!!!!111 LOL LOL!!1

 

by joose2001
1-07-03
So...um.....
Hey can you turn around for a min
um..... ok....
QUICK! DROP YOUR PANTS!! THERE ON FIRE!!!
Meanwhile.... Simon is watching the proceedings on some crap reality tv show....
ROFL ROFL!!! THOSE 2 R TEH GAYEST!! LOL LOL! THIS IS TEH SUX!
AGGH!! Get out of my ass

 

by joose2001
1-07-03
IF YOU'RE 5 5 5 THEN IM 6 6 6......... WHATS IT LIKE TO BE A HERETIC?
IF YOU'RE 5 5 5 THEN IM..
6 6 6 !!!!!
W00T!! W00T!! SL1PKN0T ARE TEH ROXORS!! W00T!!
Kid.... cant you just talk normal like anyone else?

 

by joose2001
1-07-03
Sui, Joose & Simon meet up somewhere... for some reason
Yo Joose!
Well... you would think we'd be having fun here
Ay It!
But being stuck with Simon is worse than you'd think
ROFL ROFL!!!11 YOU'RE AM CHINESE!! LOL!!1 AND YOUR AM TEH SUX!! ROFL!! I AM TEH RULIST! W00T!

 

by joose2001
1-08-03
I HATE MYSELF..
AND I WANT TO DIE...
Oh look... some matches....sweet!
I can kill myself now!
Yay!

 

by joose2001
1-08-03
I HATE MYSELF..
AND I WANT A PIE!
mmmmm..... pie!
Meanwhile in Joose's room...
Right sir.. can you come with us please
AGH! Its the humour police!

 

by joose2001
1-08-03
The following is based on a true story
I cant seem to find the hole!
ow oW OW!!! Let me do it!
I think....
ah!! Thats nice!
Well it probably has happened
Why is it that women can do that in the dark but cant park a car in a large space in daylight?!
get off me NOW!

 

by joose2001
1-08-03
W00T! THIS SONG IS TEH RULIST!!
DANGER DANGER!! HIGH VOLTAGE!!
?!?!?!
Im so sorry about the bad pun....
ROFL! ROFL! MINE PUTER HAS MELTEN AGA1N!! LMAO LAMO!!!11

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