All comics by joshua3896

 

by joshua3896
1-17-01
In the Disney land break room...
Tiki Room...whats that like...
its like every thing else here....
two people and a shit load of strollers?
yep
5 miniutes and 2 cups of $10 coffee later
yep...
so...Jungle Cruise...whats that like...

 

by joshua3896
1-17-01
This is the story of two people who stop their lives.....to play everquest?
Holy shit!!!
"In the news today, PG&E has declared a stage 3 alert, which will mean rolling blackouts all over the bay area"
what happened???
no time to talk ...blackouts...must...save...everquest chars....
who didnt see that coming
well....
ok...ill back them up after i level

 

by joshua3896
1-17-01
Dragons and robots are kind of like cowboys and indians.....
....Its not a myth
yeah it is
wanna bet?
ok fine a buck
....they have misconseptions about each other
told you
ok i owe you a buck

 

by joshua3896
1-17-01
on a sunday morning....
?
i think you want the comic 2 pages down
oh thanks
i would be pissed if i had nails in my hands
jackass

 

by joshua3896
1-17-01
"today we have out of work cartoons and their stories"
yeah i have a short gig on the simpsons but that bastard matt groening had it in for me from day one...

 

by joshua3896
1-17-01
i did one just now and its half done
what a fucking rip off

 

by joshua3896
1-22-01
On soundstage 12b
really...
no way
yep that fucker george lucas said if i cant fit into this R2D2 costume by friday im fired
thats a bitch

 

by joshua3896
1-22-01
i just came back from dinner with the president
oh really
i just came back from evening tea with the queen of england and she brought a talking dog from istambul and a unicorn was there and we ate cucumber sandwitches with the crust cut off
.....
just kidding we left the crust on

 

by joshua3896
1-22-01
do you think i look like the Rock when i put my eyebrow like this
....
come on be honest
no
oh....*sob*

 

by joshua3896
2-03-01
looks like a victory for the south.....my oh my look at them yanks run
Ahhhh run boys run ahhhhh!!!!!!!!!
FIRE!!!!!
what....
i always forget about the cannons those god damm cannons

 

by joshua3896
2-03-01
ok so if you tap 3 lands and you sacrifice the goblens you can hit him for 3 points and have 5 life
what?
you know magic cards....
dude this plane is going down
magic kills
and....
yeah so............. how many lands do i tap

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