All comics by jrt

 

by jrt
2-15-01
I may look like a girl, but inside I'm really a giant robot boy.
I have to pee.
I get my power from a distant nebula.
Now I really have to pee.
Soon, I will battle the nefarious forces of apocryphal legends.
Too late.

 

by jrt
2-15-01
I long to slay a man with a single perfect slice to the throat.
I'm not wearing any panties.
My katana swift, like the divine wind.
I must have forgotten to put them on.
Oh, to hear the sweet sing of spraying crimson.
I am finally free.

 

by jrt
2-15-01
Apocolypse. It is upon us. Hell engulfs NeoTokyo!
I think Ricky Martin is pretty.
We die a thousand deaths. Machine and man join in damnation.
I think Brittany spears is pretty.
Sinew and silicon. The master is the slave.
"Kim?" Isn't that a girl's name? I wonder if she's pretty.

 

by jrt
2-15-01
Howdy, partner.
Howdy.
Do you ever get the feeling that there is no God. That man is all alone in the universe, his destiny shaped soley by his own actions, doomed to plod through life in a state of existential dread?
Nope.

 

by jrt
2-15-01
If you really are the Lord, why don't you free yourself?
Good question...
Beat it, kid.

 

by jrt
2-15-01
This next poem is titled "Flashback"....
I wonder if they liked it?

 

by jrt
2-15-01
Howdy, partner!
Howdy.
Say Friend, do you know what they calls it when a man is having relations with another man's woman?
Sure, they call that "adultery."
Well, in that case, I'm "adultery-ing" your wife.
!

 

by jrt
2-16-01
Howdy partner!
Howdy.
I'm feelin' mighty horny right now. let's get naked and have ourselves some sex.
Uh, I ain't exactly gay, friend.
You don't "exactly" have a choice.

 

by jrt
2-16-01
Last night I got together with this hot chick I met on the Internet.
Oh?
We were at her place when she told me she was into "scat." I thought "great, she likes Ella Fitzgerald!"
So, how did it go? What happened?
She pooped on me.

 

by jrt
2-16-01
Howdy, partner!
Howdy.
Say, friend, do you know the difference is between a good horse and bad horse?
No, what?
Lots and lots of ketchup.

 

by jrt
2-16-01
Howdy, partner!
Howdy.
I wiser man than me once said "a journey of a thousand miles begins with a single step."
Oh?
You'd best get started now.
?

 

by jrt
2-16-01
What will be, bub?
Hmm...something strong. I want to get drunk.
Woman trouble, eh?
Yeah, she told that she think we should just be friends...
...with other people.

 

by jrt
2-16-01
The girl behind the counter asked me: "Do you want fries with that?"
Well? What would you do?

 

by jrt
2-20-01
Howdy, partner!
Howdy.
You know they say the way to a man's heart is through his stomach.
Yep.
I find it quicker to go through the ribcage.

 

by jrt
2-20-01
Howdy, partner!
Howdy.
Who would you rather take with you on a long journey...your horse or your wife?
That's a tough one, but I'd have to say my trusty horse.
Well, in that case, I've got some good news and some bad news.

 

by jrt
2-21-01
Howdy, partner!
Howdy.
This town ain't big enough for the two of us.
I reckon so.
What we need is a bigger town.

 

by jrt
2-22-01
Howdy, partner!
Howdy.
You know, they say Latin is a "dead" language.
That's right. They do.
What the hell brought that on?

 

by jrt
3-20-01
Howdy, partner!
Howdy.
I went and joined one of them mailin' lists on that internet, and a day later my inbox was plum full.
That's a pickle friend. What do you plan to do.
Well, for starters, I'm gonna jump up and down and holler "UNSCRIBE ME!"

 

by jrt
4-26-02
Howdy, partner.
Howdy.
You know, lately my wife has been a little "unresponsive" in the sack...if you catch my drift.
Oh? That's too bad.
Wait a minute...did I day "my wife?" What I meant to say was "your wife."
!

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