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I had a great Columbus Day. I went to Walmart and decided to "discover" the place.
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| I'll steal everything that's of any value and destroy anything I have no use for. | |
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| You're making a mess of this place! It's virtually uninhabitable now! | |
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I practically enslaved everyone who was there and forced them into smaller and smaller areas of the store.
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| I'm claiming Home Furnishings for my territory. Get your asses to the Toys section immediately. | |
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| But you promised us Home Furnishings in the last treaty you made us sign. | |
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After cheating them out of everything they ever had, stealing their dignity and raping their culture, I killed them all.
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| I never did find that new route to India, though. | |
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| Looks like the joke's on you then. | |
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