I was stumped. This whole horrific day had been caused by my inexplicable invisibility. I climbed into the police officer's now abandoned car and started to drive home, pondering my predicament.
Suddenly, a method of getting information about the causes of my situation came to mind. It was a cliche, but cliches are often effective...
Worked like a charm.
Well, gee... I guess I'll NEVER work out why I woke up invisible this morning...
Shh!!! You must listen to me - I want to help you! I have information about why you woke up invisible this morning!