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And We'll Have Pun, Pun, Pun (vol. 2)
More puns than a barrel of monkeys
The Suicide Scot
by
kaufman
7-09-02
13
Suicide? What an ODous thought! I'm lOven life, enjoying looking at men in kilts -- feeds my Ass fixation.
The last reel of the movie of my life goinG unshot? Perish the thought! That would be bad Noose.
Like my CO in the army said, to get ahead, you need to be well Hung, or strike fast. You have Mix-ups and downs you go.
It makes me sick when 5-year-old Boys sin by contemplating suicide. I will inflict no harm on this body ...
I will not put mySelf in maulation! So don't sticK a fork ian me. I don't want lampS lit: "Wrist in peace."
So why would I want to be kilt? Life is my Drowning glory!
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01/02/02 - Questions that need no answer
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01/15/02 - Celebrity Suicide Pun Hot Line
01/15/02 - Celebrity Suicide Pun Hot Line #3
01/16/02 - CC 93: Hat Trick!
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01/18/02 - CC 93: Removal of hair with a blade in Southeastern Asia
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03/01/02 - Behind the Music
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04/11/02 - History's First Recorded Computer Geek
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04/30/02 - It's not an Adventure
05/01/02 - Superman
05/01/02 - A Strip I Will Post When I'm Sick of a Conversation
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06/05/02 - The Brad of Avon
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06/18/02 - Cogito Ergo Pun
06/25/02 - CC 127: Cassinis from a Marriage
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07/09/02 - Stairway to Heaven, Ladder to Hell
07/09/02 - The Suicide Scot
07/10/02 - Bipolarity[12]
07/11/02 - CC 130: Jurassic Perk
07/11/02 - Cliff's Notes: "A Farewell to Arms"
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09/30/02 - CC 144:Aye-Ayes Wide Shut
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11/12/02 - Punderdog (2)
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