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William Shakespeare's Four Gentlemen of Liverpool

The Beatles story as told by William Shakespeare, using (mostly) only the Spankling character. Read them in order, even if I didn't write them that way.

by kaufman
2-17-05
Prithee greetings, thou lookest like a friendly chap, man.
Aye, appearances deceive, for thou art a marked chap, man?
Dost thou aim lead at my frail entrails. Nay, shoot with legumes, not metal lance, all I am saying is give peas a chance. (dies)
Consumed am I with demons, for what have I done? Slay the one I most admired, yet thus must I.
Woe upon us, one and one and one make three, and all four together never more shall be.
Yon assassin be fortunate to abide in this enlightened age of eighty-aught. Behold the fine home for the criminally insane, pity its next tenant cometh anon.

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