All comics by kdlewis888

 

Field Trip by kdlewis888 4-22-12
Today's Chinese class excursion to a desert island Wow cool our first field trip! Forgot my sun umbrella! @#$#	Practical use of Chinese in real world situation Laoshi how do I say "The sand's bunring my feet?" shazi zai tangwode jiao	Typical example of a laowai's lack of appreciation of a good educational oppertunity! Gee thanks Laoshi, um can we go now? What! We just got here!

 

Be careful of what schools promise! by kdlewis888 4-23-12
Some schools promise you anything to get you in! Wow.I've got 3 minutes and 2k to spare... We can teach you "Chinese" in under three minutes! And only for 2000 dollars!	zhongwen...zhongwen... Repeat after me, Zhongwen!Zhongwen! Zhongwen!	What? wait...er...crap! There you go! 2000 dollars please!

 

Learning to write Chinese by kdlewis888 4-23-12
So I want to learn to write Chinese characters! Follow me grasshopper.	What the... Just fill out the character tracing worksheets here...for starters...	Hey? You're coming back right?

 

Why you should learn Chinese! by kdlewis888 4-24-12
After the bus crash. So you are god? Shenme?	Wait a sec, You speak Chinese? Ni hui shuo zhongwen ma?	Don't wait until it's too late. Crap, knew I should have learnt Chinese! Ting budong ni haishi daoxiamian qu ba!

 

Go to hell teacher! by kdlewis888 4-28-12
Its true what they say about teachers who give too much homework! Knee How! Wow.!!??	But a good teacher is already ready to find an chance to make the best of a bad situation... ?? No no not Knee How, its Ni hao.	Knee Hao? Okay lets take this slowly, repeat after me...

 

Adapting to students needs. by kdlewis888 5-04-12
Chinese teachers must adapt their class to suit their student's needs. I require some blood please, 请给我点血 请给我。。。	No matter what the teacher thinks is best. Repeated trials have shown this to be true. I am sorry to inform you, you have died.对不起你死了 对不起。。。。	Teachers who try to insist on knowing what is best for her students risk losing students interests. I am sorry to inform you that you have died. 对不起。。。 WTF-I'm outta here.

 

Website Completed by kdlewis888 5-16-12
After hours of endless meetings... www.what????.com.cn Happy Chinese Learning? maybe? Erk...I need coffee.	And hours of searching for inspiration... !!!	Our website is finally complete! Come Check it out!

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