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by kiji
8-03-03
Alright I've finished masturbating with this bottle.
Finally, you were in that bathroom for like... ever man! My turn.
You guys masturbating with bottles again?
Yes, but I tell you, using the same bottle over and over is not-----
We interrupt this strip for this special announcement. We are truly sorry for the last two panels with cheap masturbation jokes, so to make up for it here are two robots disccusing world domination.
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Dude, will quit that??

 

by kiji
8-03-03
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Yes... I'm a robot.
Cool... umm.. what kinda powers do you have?
Not sure yet.. but so far I've figured out how to burn people.

 

by kiji
8-03-03
Yeah I'm totally gonna kick your ass in Diablo man.
OHHH GOD!!!
*BEEP*
I love love that button.

 

by kiji
8-06-03
YEAAAHHH! Awesome party man!! Good thing you got rid of those nerds Satan and Jesus!
It was easy man! Those suckers are probably still locked in the girls bathroom.
Meanwhile...
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*Nervous laugh*... some party eh Satan?
Shut the fuck up Jesus...

 

by kiji
8-07-03
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You have the weirdest binary accent...

 

by kiji
8-14-03
Dude this chick was into me man. It was totally killer.
Word.
Hey! Did you punks take me neclear warhead?!
Dude, stop accusing us. The last time I saw it was when Jesus was playing with it.
Uh oh... this does not bode well for the messiah.
WHY JESUS!? WHY???

 

by kiji
8-18-03
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No Satan I'm not going to compete in a salsa tournament with you.
C'mon dude. We will totally rule the mortals. How about if I let you borrow my Ever Destructive Trident for a day?
You sir have a deal!
Dammit! Did Satan let Adam borrow the Trident again?
Yep. Better start cleaning up this mess Death boy.

 

by kiji
9-10-03
BUT WHERE YOU THERE WHEN UNCLE JESSIE LOST HIS JOB!?! NO! I DON'T THINK SO!! YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND ANYTHING!!
And red robot stomps out of the room..
Forget it! I'm not gonna talk about it anymore!
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Damn.. did you tape over his Full House episodes again?
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