You'll never believe what happned to me today. I was going to the supermarket to get some chops, and this bloke jumped in front of me and bought the very last ones there!
Really, He-Man? That's terrible! What did you do?
I went to the other supermarket, and bought some there.
Oh. That's okay then.
Meanwhile...
Boss, Operation Chop Queue Skip Monopoly Disaster has failed. He bought them from the other supermarket instead.
Curses!!! Damn you He-Man, DAMN YOU! I'll get you next week, just you wait!
