Irony

Author: kunislayershujo

Date: January 13, 2001

by kunislayershujo
1-13-01
So tell me... what would you do if you knew this was your last day on earth?
Well, first, I'd find the biggest watermelon I could find, and then--
FOOOM!
Oh, look. He spontaneously combusted. How ironic. The fresh wit and surprises never stop with Kuni at the keyboard...
Actually, I'm still alive. Would you mind putting me out?
What? And ruin the funny joke?