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by kyzermckinn
6-28-03
QUALITY ENTERTAINMENT
I've made a fire.
At least I'm not as pathetic as the "Wudoin" creator.

 

by kyzermckinn
6-28-03
Jesus Christ I shouldn't have taken so much of that shit.
You really shouldn't take the Lord's name in vain, you know.
Leave me alone, you beast of God!

 

by kyzermckinn
6-28-03
There is absolutely nothing funny in this comic. Would you agree?
Yeah, this comic sucks pretty hard.
Seriously, I don't know why we don't just kill ourselves.
We should, seriously.
This is even worse than Wudoin.
Speak for yourself!

 

by kyzermckinn
6-28-03
You are a lesbian, correct?
Yeah, a lesbian witch.
Ever thought about killing your girlfriend?

 

by kyzermckinn
6-28-03
MAN YOU REALLY SHOULD TRY SOME OF THIS ACID
ba-aa.

 

by kyzermckinn
6-28-03
How long have you been having this problem?
flhdgglkjbnjgnhktgmhrihjrthny. 66356
You really shouldn't hate Arabs.

 

by kyzermckinn
6-28-03
Ebonics In Graceland
I'll blow you away, pink chikken.
$$$ Human u suk ha
HOLY FUCKING SHIT - *SQUAKKKKKKKK*
Damn STDs

 

by kyzermckinn
6-28-03
The Adventures Of Boinky33 In Hell - Part 1
Damn, how did I end up here?
Hey sweetie, wanna ride?
Holy shit, you are like 6 years old or something.
Oh yeah, that's why I'm here. Damn it.

 

by kyzermckinn
6-28-03
The Adventures Of Boinky33 In Hell - Part 2
Man, it's hot.
Hey dude, you like evil rock groups like KoRn and Limp Bizkit?
I wonder what his asshole smells like?

 

by kyzermckinn
6-28-03
A MESSAGE FROM THE ANTI-SMOKING GUYS
You know, smoking just isn't cool at all.
This coming from a walking cigarette?
That's almost as bad as a talking tuna-fish trying to convince me to eat his family.
Suck me.
Sure, bend over.

 

by kyzermckinn
6-29-03
Did we do all of that damage back there?
I think so.
Well shit. I feel just terrible now.
Maybe we didn't do it all.
Maybe not.
Breath in intervals of 6, Breath in intervals of 6, Breath in intervals of 6, Breath in intervals of 6, Breath in intervals of 6, Breath in intervals of 6, Breath in intervals of 6

 

?
by kyzermckinn
6-29-03
Oh, woe is me...
How could something like this happen so fast? How could I bring myself this low?
Who the hell are you?

 

by kyzermckinn
6-29-03
The Quest...
Listen, no sex for 6 years is ridiculous. Can we PLEASE have sex tonight?
NO!! I'M TIRED AND YOU PISS ME OFF!! I'LL NEVER HAVE SEX WITH YOU AGAIN, FREAK!!!
Will you rub my feet for 3 hours?

 

by kyzermckinn
6-29-03
I wonder what little babies taste like...
Alright, little baby... time to get chopped into pieces and cooked and gobbled up like a McDonald's hamburger!

 

by kyzermckinn
6-29-03
Hmmm... She wants to see me tonight. I wonder if her nipples are erect?
"I might think about possibly coming over tonight, babe. Um... did you want to get all hot and sweaty, or what?"
Heh, subtlety.

 

by kyzermckinn
6-29-03
You fucker, you ruined my career! Nobody wants to watch cheesy, unrealistic sitcoms anymore because of you!
You are correct. Now they want to stare at moving lines of text for hours on end. Hell, they even wrote themselves a new language for me! (LOL, OMG, WTF, WWJD, etc.) You are out of date and obsolete.
At least I'm not the Antichrist.

 

by kyzermckinn
6-29-03
Would you please put that gun down, Kangaroo?
Fuckin' pigs.

 

by kyzermckinn
6-29-03
meanwhile back at the graveyard
i was hopin we could make some sense of all of this of
windows 2000 xp pro fukkkkkker

 

by kyzermckinn
6-30-03
My life sucks, I hate myself. I just want to die.
That's ridiculous.
No, seriously. I just want to put an end to my life or become a rich and famous rock star like Jonathan Davis.
...maybe you should just kill yourself then.

 

by kyzermckinn
7-01-03
They say "If you don't use it, you lose it".
...so I've decided to become a castrated priest.

 

by kyzermckinn
7-01-03
Why the hell are we here? What happened?
we are here to be funny and make sense.
Fuck that.
4574387b fdgfgk dfheh rs!!!@@@!!!@

 

by kyzermckinn
7-01-03
Hello, what can I get for you today, sir?
Heh... yew looks good. I wantsta get wit you and we can rub genitals in the backseat of my car.
Sure, only if you let me put a knife into your throat and several large, spikey items into your rectum first.
6 & maybe goon///z

 

by kyzermckinn
7-01-03
Do you think I could kill my tapeworm with drugs?
Wha... pardon?
Like, I know that a tapeworm eats what you consume, so if I wanted to kill my tapeworm, I could just eat a bunch of pills and shit, right?
Dude, I don't want to know about your tapeworm, seriously.
Actually, I just wanted an excuse to eat a bunch of pills.

 

by kyzermckinn
7-05-03
Hey dude, you got me a present?
Yes, Mr. Dawdson. I got you a present.
I hope it tears into your fucking face, asshole.

 

by kyzermckinn
7-05-03
Adventures at Jeff's Apartment - Part 1
Sup man. Just thought I'd come and see how you and Mustache Man were doing.
Mannn... we were sleeping, man.
Why aren't you at work today, dude?
Awww... just didn't feel like going to work today, you know?
Got fleas?

 

by kyzermckinn
7-05-03
Adventures At Jeff's Apartment - Part 2
So can I come in, or what? I mean, if Mustache Man is naked, I don't want to have anything to do with that shit.
Naw dude, she's in her Playboy panties and matching Playboy bra. I believe she is also wearing a Playboy necklace.
Playboy socks, Playboy hair dye, Playboy shoes, Playboy earings, Playboy bracelets...
I have a Playboy gun in my car.

 

by kyzermckinn
7-05-03
Adventures At Jeff's Apartment - Part 3
fat chance.
I'll go make sure she's decent...
Hey Stef.

 

by kyzermckinn
7-07-03
I love him and I hate feeling this, but I don't want to say anything because I'm too fucking stubborn to admit that I'm wrong.
I love her and I hate feeling this, but I don't want to say anything because I'm too fucking stubborn to admit that I'm wrong.
I just wish he understood me like he used to, I wish he could just look me in the eyes and know that all is well...
I just wish she understood me like she used to, I wish she could just look me in the eyes and know that all is well...
Maybe we just aren't connected like we used to be.
Maybe we just aren't connected like we used to be.

 

7
by kyzermckinn
7-13-03
Wow, I've never felt like this before...

 

by kyzermckinn
7-15-03
RAARR!! TOBOR WILL CORNHOLE YOU!!!
um...
Would this be okay, babe?

 

by kyzermckinn
7-15-03
RAAAR!! TOBOR WILL CORNHOLE YOU!!!

 

by kyzermckinn
7-15-03
RAAAR!! TOBOR WILL CORNHOLE YOU!!!
That's nice, Kyzer. Do you feel special now that you have sold yourself out and included that pathetic, over-utilized red robot in order to make an inside joke that is no longer an inside joke?
RAAAR!! TOBOR WILL CORNHOLE YOU!!!

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