All comics by litmajor

 

Lit Majored by litmajor 6-02-13
I can�t relate to Macbeth. Why do they keep asking us to read it?	His works are supposed to be based upon the universal human experience.	I�ve experienced not being able to remove a spot from my socks but I have trouble relating to murdering kings or talking to their ghosts.

 

The Death of the Author by litmajor 6-02-13
Lit Majored I heard the author is dead.	That's why poems are so difficult to read now.	They're being written by the dead.

 

Billy Collins by litmajor 6-02-13
I don't like Billy Collins' poems. They're cheap verse.	They're not just cheap.	They're free.

 

Insurgency by litmajor 6-02-13
Majorly Lit My Marxists students keep telling me they're going to start a socialist revolution.	Tell them not to schedule it on Saturday.	I have a thing.

 

Majorly Lit by litmajor 6-03-13
I had this new grading stamp made yesterday.	I agree. It's unfair to judge outsider works exclusively according to Western standards. It's for my students who try to apply theories they cannot possibly understand.	It says, "Um, Kind Of But Not Really."

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