Forgive me, I just jumped the Grand Canyon on my bike, and went through some kind of dimensional door into the future...
Mm-hmmm.
Where am I? What year is it? Sweet Jesus, is this a nuclear war in the future? World War Three?
It's the fourth of July & you're in the hospital run by the Sisters of Mercy. Now get back into your wheelchair and watch the nice fireworks before I stick a gross of firecrackers down your unitard.