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by loaf
3-24-05
Who have you been cheating on me with?
I'm so sorry.
Well..?
I've been sleeping with the hot dog vendor down the hall.
I've always had the hots for him. How about a three-some?
I hate you.

 

by loaf
3-24-05
Death approaches the counter in disguise.
Caaaan I HELP you MA'AM?!
One McDogShit please.
Ok, maybe it's not death..It's his retarded cousin, Deaf...
That will be..1.78
Come again?
Deja vu anyone?
One, SEVENTY EIGHT. Ma'am, that'll be ONE-SEVENTY-EIGHT.
Hold on dear..I have some pennies.

 

by loaf
3-24-05
I have this idea..Where we buy a fuck load of hotdogs.
Yeah..
I have this idea..Where we buy a fuck load of hotdogs.
Yeah..
I have this idea..Where we buy a fuck load of hotdogs.
Yeah..

 

by loaf
3-24-05
Please excuse the last comic.
We have been experiencing monetary and technical difficulties.
All crew members have been sacked..
Have a nice day!

 

by loaf
3-24-05
Insanity.
Oh me.
Welcome to Hell.
Transitioning from the real to the surreal.
Sorry my son, but I must leave you now.
Reality.
Can I help you?

 

by loaf
3-24-05
Insanity.
Oh me.
Welcome to Hell.
Transitioning from the real to the surreal.
Sorry my son, but I must leave you now.
Reality.
Can I help you?

 

by loaf
3-24-05
He drink..A WHISKEY DRINK! HE DRINK A VODKA DRINK!
....Pissing the night away...Pissing the night away.
Where the FUCK am I!? And why does my asshole hurt so damn bad?
You were great last night.
Who the fuck ARE YOU?! And why are you pointing that..that..thing at me?!
Gay cruise sweety..Don't you remember you big silly!?

 

by loaf
3-24-05
Fat Unattractive Singles
Dial 282 on your Phone now to talk with me, Doc-tron.
For decent head smash your fist on the key pad now.
Press 159 for me, Anita Cock.
I want some fish.
FREE ASIAN CHILDREN!
Dial 467 for Chi Ming Hai.
Dial 533 for Jin Qui-quan.

 

by loaf
3-24-05
RITALIN. STRATERRA. RITALIN.
Hmm...Maybe I should get some of this.
You, want me me to hook you up wit dat crazy bitch? She be dealin' ritalin wit head.
Don't remind me mother fucker. I used to fucking date the bitch.
HERE YOU GO...SIR...HAVE A NICE DAY.
I loathe drug deals.

 

by loaf
3-24-05
I've been thinking..
Is life, really worth living?
Or is it all just a fake...
Just a hellish nightmare?
Lets find out.

 

by loaf
3-25-05
True story.
Dude. I have this really fucking funny thing to tell you...
Ok..What is it?
...Wait for it...
SCAT!
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!

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