CC 443 - rejected religion names

Author: lukket

Date: January 6, 2010

by lukket
1-06-10
My religion is about using Apple products to hit other people. I call it iSlam.
My religion is based on pure science, and I call it Scientology.
My religion is based on the notion that all humans are just cut out figures that are manipulated by several gods. I call it Stripcreationism.
My religion holds alcohol as the primary and holiest lifeform, and we call it Alcoholism.
In my religion we believe that everyone is just buddies, so it's called Buddism.
My religion mixes the teachings of Jesus with Japanese Buddhism. I call it Christianzen.