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by lysteria
6-02-01
Jesus and Satan decide who gets to keep which souls.
OK, so this next guy's had sex with a dog in public. Do you want to have him?
Umm... well, while doing that, he selflessly leapt into the path of a falling rock to save the lives of seven hundred people below. Yours, I think.
Yeah, but that's a suicide, surely? Suicides go to Hell, everyone knows that.
But, but, but! Immediately after he jumped in front of that rock, he regretted his action! So he repented! That's a Heaven destination.
Well, if he regretted his action, does that include the bestiality? Or what? Erm... I dunno, what shall we do with him?
I sometimes wish your father had been a little more keen on reincarnation.
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