All comics by lzwilbur

 

Josh's Bad Day by lzwilbur 2-06-02
What the hell did I do? You're too gay to be walking these streets.	So what am I supposed to do? Get your ass to San Francisco!	To San Francisco... Mmm... look at that fine piece of ass... At least my individuality is applauded here...

 

The Misadventures of Scatman by lzwilbur 2-06-02
Wuz happenin', jive turkey? You lookin' mighty fine... Shit, I wandered into the gay bar again... I've gotta lay off the quaaludes...	Wuz happenin', jive turkey? You lookin' mighty fine... I'm not a turkey but in fact a spawn of Satan sent here to eat the flesh of the innocent! DO NOT CROSS ME!	Wuz happenin', jive turkey? You lookin' mighty fine... I bet that line doesn't work very often... how'd you know I was a JIVE turkey?

 

Santa Gets Lucky by lzwilbur 2-07-02
Hello there, little girl! Go fuck yourself.	Don't you wanna give Santa Claus a big hug? Fuck off, I'm Jewish.	How about you just smack Santa's ass then? I've been awfully naughty... 'Attaboy, Kringle... there might be a place in Hell for you after all...

 

Being Winona Ryder by lzwilbur 2-07-02
Hi kids, I'm the star of the hit movie, "Girl, Interrupted", Winona Ryder! ...	I also starred in "Reality Bites" and made a cameo appearance as myself in "Being John Malkovich." ...	Haven't you OD'ed yet? Why won't you just fucking die?

 

Bryan saves the day... then he rolls it up and smokes it. by lzwilbur 2-11-02
One typical day in the park... Hello. I am an evil penguin and I've been sent to eat your heart. AHHHHHH!!!!!!	Bryan to the rescue! POW! BANG! ZAP! [insert cheesy Batman action word here] AHHHHHH!!!!!!	Thank you, Bryan! Oh, you're SO sexy! I know girl, I know... wanna get high and give me bobos?

 

Trippin' Ballzzz by lzwilbur 2-12-02
Yo, I'm a talking flame. It's weird to see a talking flame, ain't it? Not really... I'm heavy into drugs. You're a pretty mild hallucination, really....	No? Well fuck you then, I'll burn your ass. Personally, I'd rather just hammer this nail into my head instead.	... I hate my life.

 

The Adventures Of A.-Pa by lzwilbur 2-18-02
Hello. My name is Amber Paul and I am an incredibly hot chick. Well I'm Harland and I like to drink.	Wanna see my underwear? Damn you fine.	Gotta be the ass.... God, I'm so drunk.

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